# Diogenes: would you kindly just shut the fuck up already?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 11, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972 "2010-08-11T20:05:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/161 "2010-08-13T15:04:52Z")

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> [@The\_Surb](#):
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> How is \*\*fuck off \*\*even a little bit sexual, if the other examples aren’t? I’m not sure MOL really wants him to go off and fuck someone or really thinks he is going to stick his dick in himself (I could be wrong, though).
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> We will be limited to calling each other stupid, idiot, or Rand Rovers (although I am sure I can turn RR into some kind of sex insult).
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> Maybe you should have an **APPROVED INSULT LIST** that we can consult beforehand.

Come on, man. It’s right [there](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10894824&postcount=1) in the sticky.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/162 "2010-08-13T15:09:38Z")

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> [@Chessic\_Sense](#):
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> > [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> > 5 thumbs up! Highly recommended! But where/how does “DJ Cecil” fit into your shit?
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> Well, someone gotta spin my beats, jigga.

Yeah, but isn’t that a bit lowbrow for Cecil? DJ Zotti would probably do it if you threw him a couple of bucks, and that’s about his speed [33 1/16] (at least according to Cecil’s assessment of “little Ed”).

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/163 "2010-08-13T16:46:35Z")

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> [@Khaki\_Campbell](#):
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> Jeez, crackers, stop those rap battles.

Cracker? CRACKER? We prefer the term “melaninally challenged.” 🙂

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**Author:** ![The\_Surb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Surb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Surb)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/164 "2010-08-13T17:22:06Z")

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> [@Tahssa](#):
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> > [@Khaki\_Campbell](#):
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> > Jeez, crackers, stop those rap battles.
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> Cracker? CRACKER? We prefer the term “melaninally challenged.” 🙂

Give me a few minutes, I think I can get cracker to be a sexual insult. Maybe something to do with being eaten.

Let me do some googling, SafeSearch filter: off.

But with “melaninally challenged” you’re on your own.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/165 "2010-08-13T18:23:40Z")

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You know what goes with crackers? Cheese!

Lieu was way ahead in this thread.

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