# Dionne and the Puck Tones (and other sports songs)

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 2, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dionne-and-the-puck-tones-and-other-sports-songs/519776 "2009-12-02T23:47:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dionne-and-the-puck-tones-and-other-sports-songs/519776/1 "2009-12-02T23:47:53Z")

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[Forgive My Misconduct](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfjZfcIYbcw) sung by the King’s Triple Crown Line. Also, [The Hockey Sock Rock](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALf3m_zXFPI), by another bunch of not so bad hockey players. There’s one more by the New York Ranger but, this time, it’s a [commercial](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNjntNHHUs0&feature=related).

I wish I was alive and watching hockey back then. ☹

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**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dionne-and-the-puck-tones-and-other-sports-songs/519776/2 "2009-12-04T14:03:15Z")

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Between the Sassoon commercial and his [appearance on Battle of the Blades](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iIn3LzwhVE&feature=related), Ron Duguay should have his man card revoked.

Then again, he is tagging [Kim Alexis](http://www.kimalexis.com/). Maybe he was a metrosexual before anyone ever thought of the term.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dionne-and-the-puck-tones-and-other-sports-songs/519776/3 "2009-12-04T16:13:57Z")

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Off the top of my head, I can think of three better hockey songs.

> [@KennerTheGreat](#):
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> Between the Sassoon commercial and his [appearance on Battle of the Blades](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iIn3LzwhVE&feature=related), Ron Duguay should have his man card revoked.
> 
> Then again, he is tagging [Kim Alexis](http://www.kimalexis.com/). Maybe he was a metrosexual before anyone ever thought of the term.

Wouldn’t kick his skating partner out of bed for eating crackers, neither.

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**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dionne-and-the-puck-tones-and-other-sports-songs/519776/4 "2009-12-04T18:20:48Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Off the top of my head, I can think of three better hockey songs.
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> Wouldn’t kick his skating partner out of bed for eating crackers, neither.

Barbara Underhill is indeed lovely at 46.