# Diplomacy - Dominatrix

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 2, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727 "2003-07-02T05:54:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/21 "2003-07-09T10:30:07Z")

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Agenda, Schmagenda. I just like writing letters. We in Italy are happy go lucky people. 😃

:: does the tarantella ::

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/22 "2003-07-09T21:49:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mastema \*  
> \*\*How did it get to be Thursday the 10th? In your original post it was the 9th. \*\*

Um, well, ah…as GM I have supreme authority to change things at my whim!!! Cower to my fieresome power!

[sub]Carry on[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/23 "2003-07-09T22:28:43Z")

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I bow before your awesome might.

Am I to assume that the official date is the 10th now?

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/24 "2003-07-09T22:44:51Z")

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Wow, look at all of this last minute correspondence I’m getting. Spring 01 should be VERY interesting.

So, what’s everyone doing this fall?

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/25 "2003-07-09T23:36:42Z")

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Yes, the gods have acted through me, the date of July the 10th pleases them.

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/26 "2003-07-09T23:41:29Z")

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Since I assumed the whole time that Thursday was the 9th, everything is progressing smoothly 😃

Your “datically impaired” Duchessa

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**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/27 "2003-07-09T23:59:59Z")

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Spring should indeed be interesting. There are _lots_ of things I’m curious about.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/28 "2003-07-10T00:01:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mastema \*  
> [BSo, what’s everyone doing this fall? \*\*

I’ll be taking over Europe.

You?

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/29 "2003-07-10T00:10:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mastema \*  
> \*\*So, what’s everyone doing this fall? \*\*

Getting my hair cut to the latest fashion trend, shop in Milano, get my nails done, that sort of thing.

What? You didn’t think I’d let slip my plans for world domination here, did you? Please. Not that I have any.

mumblemumbledamntrickstersmumblemumble

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**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/30 "2003-07-10T04:12:51Z")

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I’ll be opening up some Turkish baths in Bulgaria.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/31 "2003-07-10T06:48:33Z")

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T-minus 15 hours folks.

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**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/32 "2003-07-10T23:55:49Z")

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Deadline passed!

I can’t wait for adjudication. Looks to be interesting.

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/33 "2003-07-11T00:47:42Z")

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It may be interesting to compare our opening moves with those of the [big kids](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=193739) game. Their Spring 01 moves came out earlier this afternoon.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/34 "2003-07-11T06:08:11Z")

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I’ve gotten everyone’s orders and the turn is closed. I need to ask that you all cease your dipping until I’ve sorted out this turn. There’s a GM issue which I need to deal with, and I’ll get an explaination and the results to you all as soon as possible.

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**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/35 "2003-07-11T06:23:36Z")

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I hope it’s nothing serious.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/36 "2003-07-11T06:28:53Z")

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Not serious in the life or death kind of way, but it certainly has it’s implications.

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/37 "2003-07-11T07:21:46Z")

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:: bites nails ::

Ohmigod. Drama!! It’s more exciting than the Young and the Restless…

What? It is.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/38 "2003-07-11T15:14:36Z")

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He’s trying to figure out how I could have won in the first set of moves.

I don’t blame him. Sometimes I even impress myself.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/39 "2003-07-11T15:20:50Z")

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Hahaha! As a fellow GM, I know what the issue is. But I can’t tell you, only taunt you. I’m also interested to see how this one sorts out. And I didn’t know until the last few posts that **Einmon** was female (right?). Now I’m cheering for her because we all know the world needs more dominatrixes (is that the correct plural?)

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diplomacy-dominatrix/185727/40 "2003-07-11T17:45:58Z")

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Just as a guess, I bet Omni got some ambigous or void orders. And he’s got to decide whether to give the offending player(s) another shot at sending something intelligible.

Kids today. Whaddayagonnado?

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