# Dippity? Don't. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 7, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892 "2002-06-07T20:31:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/1 "2002-06-07T20:31:20Z")
I have never asked for anyone to be banned before, but will someone please pull the plug on this impertinent little jackanapes? ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/2 "2002-06-07T20:49:32Z")
Seconded. Go find somewhere else to play, child. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/3 "2002-06-07T20:59:24Z")
Please please please get rid of him! ---
**Author:** ![DippityDoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@DippityDoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DippityDoo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/4 "2002-06-07T21:00:40Z")
Jesus christ! (Wait Don’t Take My Name In Vein!) Oh okay Jizzy Chrizzy! (Don’t Call ME Jizzy Chrizzy! Oh okay then. Boo-hoo! Banned for what? Starting a few threads in a row? Only one of them was in poor taste. Oh yeah **Ferrous** what I child I am :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/5 "2002-06-07T21:03:18Z")
Um, I think Pretty Colors alone is grounds for us to lock you in a room with Jerry the Tech God and his choice of weapons/methods of torture. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/6 "2002-06-07T21:10:46Z")
Don’t roll your eyes at me, you drooling moron. It’s not that your threads are in poor taste, it’s that they’re mind-numbingly stupid, and a waste of bandwidth. Surely there are places where such idiocy would be welcome, but this isn’t one of them. ---
**Author:** ![DippityDoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@DippityDoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DippityDoo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/7 "2002-06-07T21:12:10Z")
Just because my post wasn’t of a highly intelligent matter it is automatically a waste of bandwith? Then why not just get rid of MPSIMS? It’s mostly\* worthless in that regards. \*I say mostly because if you like someone here you can find out what great things are going on in people’s lifes, like when someone has a child. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/8 "2002-06-07T21:17:49Z")
Banned because this is a site designed for intellectual stimulation. You probably failed to realize that because the gray matter that had to be displaced to make room for the gerbil wheel doesn’t allow you to comprehend the concept of “intelligence.” ---
**Author:** ![DippityDoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@DippityDoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DippityDoo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/9 "2002-06-07T21:21:10Z")
Drooling moron, eh? Half the threads around here are mind numbingly stupid. Do you wig out on those posters also? Or am I just a lucky individual? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/10 "2002-06-07T21:26:49Z")
Hey cockswizzle, do us all a favor and stop wasting bandwidth with your 3 year old bodily function threads! ---
**Author:** ![DippityDoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@DippityDoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DippityDoo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/11 "2002-06-07T21:32:25Z")
What is with everyone here and just because someone get’s your underwear all bunched up you immedeately start insulting their intelligence? If I were as thin skinned as you all I’d probably be a bit upset, but I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/12 "2002-06-07T21:39:23Z")
Um, what part of “Don’t be a Jerk” do you not understand? Posting thread after thread after thread-instead of say, keeping it to ONE main thread-is a drain on BANDWIDTH. Which the Reader pays for out out of its own pocket, and is not making any money on. When you’re a guest at someone’s house, you don’t shit on their carpet-and then accuse them of being thin-skinned. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/13 "2002-06-07T22:22:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DippityDoo \* > \*\*Drooling moron, eh? Half the threads around here are mind numbingly stupid. Do you wig out on those posters also? Or am I just a lucky individual? \*\* Sunshine, even if half the threads around here _are_ stupid - they are still more amusing to read then the crap threads you started. Kindly get it through your skull: You’re acting like a jerk and, to be honest about it, you’re not very funny. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/14 "2002-06-07T23:36:17Z")
I gotta say, the title of this thread made me laugh harder than anything has for weeks. Thanks, Eve. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/15 "2002-06-07T23:40:23Z")
Searching his posts…acting like an idiot right after he registered a year ago, (c.f. “Smile!”), then nothing, then here he is again acting like an idiot some more. Forget his password? Only gets online at summer camp? Oh well - such a meteoric SDMB career ahead of him, tragically cut short… ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/16 "2002-06-07T23:40:27Z")
I’m guessing that school is out for the summer for **DippityDoo** , and he suffered a massive boredom attack today. Doesn’t excuse his behavior, though. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/17 "2002-06-07T23:48:43Z")
YES!!! _roses, chocolates, precious gems and Dopers’ first borns sent to admins_ ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/18 "2002-06-07T23:53:01Z")
hey **Guin** I’m sorry, but I’ve been trying to palm off my son since I got here w/no takers, so I doubt that the admins would take him on as a ‘reward’ for helping rid themselves of a pest. Kinda like Ying/Yang sort of thing, you know? On the OP, well, when you’re looking down that tunnel, and see a light at the end, it just might be that train heading your way. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/19 "2002-06-08T03:14:05Z")
What was the deal with that “colors” thread? I tried to open it twice, and both times it crashed my browser! I didn’t think there was any way to do that with this software. ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/20 "2002-06-08T04:34:35Z")
Ok, so he looks like an ass and probably deserved the banning. But he posted an Eddie Izzard obref! How bad can he be? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892.md?page=2)