# Dippity? Don't.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 7, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892 "2002-06-07T20:31:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/21 "2002-06-08T04:39:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wikkit \*  
> \*\*…snip…But he posted an Eddie Izzard obref! How bad can he be? \*\*

Amen. I just watched “Dress to Kill” again. And weeeee! It comes on again in 20 minutes! Ya gotta love HBO. (Oh, and multiple coast versions of HBO.)

Cake or death?

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/22 "2002-06-08T04:45:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*  
> \*\*What was the deal with that “colors” thread? I tried to open it twice, and both times it crashed my browser! I didn’t think there was any way to do that with this software. \*\*

Same thing happened to me when I tried to open it. Somehow I don’t think we’re missing very much though. Our wise little friend probably just filled it with smileys.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/23 "2002-06-08T06:17:42Z")

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I _was_ going to sak for a link, but now I think I’ll take everyone’s word for it and go with my better judgment, for a change.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/24 "2002-06-08T06:26:48Z")

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What’s weird is that he had a whole bunch of normal posts for a couple days around the beginning of April. Then there was nothing for two and a half months. And now this explosion of innanity. I might discover some sort deep truth if I examined it more closely. Or my head would explode from the stupidity of it all. I’m not quite prepared to take that risk.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/25 "2002-06-08T06:28:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kaylasdad99 \*  
> \*\*I _was_ going to sak for a link, but now I think I’ll take everyone’s word for it and go with my better judgment, for a change. \*\*

Dammit, **ask**.

Goodnight, kaylasdad.

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/26 "2002-06-08T07:12:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \*  
> \*\*Our wise little friend probably just filled it with smileys. \*\*

For some reason, that thread opened up just fine for me, and the “OP” was exactly that: filled with smileys. Rather festive, if not staggeringly pointless.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/27 "2002-06-08T11:20:00Z")

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Ah, so he tried the old “But half the threads here are also stupid!” defense? Teehee.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/28 "2002-06-08T11:50:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \*  
> \*\*Ah, so he tried the old “But half the threads here are also stupid!” defense? Teehee. \*\*

The nerve! Half indeed. It’s much more like 90%. Kids today, I dunno. 😃

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/29 "2002-06-08T12:16:54Z")

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Yup. If only he had paid better attention is his mathematics class, he wouldn’t have made such a greivous estimation error, and then this pinnacle of wit and wisdom would still be with us… ::sigh::

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/30 "2002-06-08T12:55:08Z")

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Hmmmm…  
Banned after only 46 posts. I wonder if this is the fasted banning ever?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/31 "2002-06-08T13:21:55Z")

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Only if he didn’t eat during that time.

::d&r::

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**Author:** ![Victory\_Candescence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Victory\_Candescence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victory_Candescence)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/32 "2002-06-08T16:13:09Z")

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**Seahawk** was banned after less than 17 posts.

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**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/33 "2002-06-08T16:13:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Encinitas \*  
> \*\*Banned after only 46 posts. I wonder if this is the fasted banning ever? \*\*

Nope, I’ve seen them a lot quicker than that, although they were probably socks.

Loved the thread title **Eve**!

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**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/34 "2002-06-08T17:52:40Z")

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I remember somebody was banned before he even posted because his sn was something like “Imdseger16njssock.”

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/35 "2002-06-10T13:35:29Z")

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Goodness—I had no idea the power I wielded! I feel like Buffy the Troll Slayer.

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/36 "2002-06-10T13:37:41Z")

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Note to self: Buy **Eve’s** books before she comes after you.

😉

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippity-dont/112892/37 "2002-06-10T15:25:43Z")

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I find that the search engine is unable to bring up a list of this person’s posts.

Match on poster’s name for “DippityDoo”, posts newer than 6 months = “Please specify some words or valid user names to search on. There were no matches for those that you specified”

Partial match on poster’s name for “Dippity” same time frame = same thing

??

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