# Dippymonger
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [June 14, 2000, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326 "2000-06-14T08:57:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326/21 "2000-06-26T15:49:25Z")
Spam. Spam sucks and is **not** allowed on this board, just like most boards. You know you are guilty. I’d call you rude for that, or at least guilty of assholery. You’re a worthless punk and you know it.
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### Author:  [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326/22 "2000-06-26T15:53:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> _Someone wanna enlighten me?_
Sorry; can’t be done. You can shine carbon arc lights on a 40 Watt bulb all day, and at the end, it’s still just as dim as it started.
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### Author:  [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326/23 "2000-06-26T16:04:08Z")
He got thrown out of the chat room last night too. And believe me it takes a LOT to get thrown out of there. He’s either too young to know what he’s doing or he’s a moron.
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### Author:  [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326/24 "2000-06-26T16:08:09Z")
In what language does pymonger=shit?
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326/25 "2000-06-26T16:13:03Z")
**-Dippymonger** just registered. We may witness a new landspeed record today!
Alphagene, Lynn? Fingers on the buzzers!
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326/26 "2000-06-26T16:36:18Z")
This just in: **d|ppymonger** has joined the ranks!
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326/27 "2000-06-26T17:16:05Z")
C’mon Coldy, finish the job. You forgot **–dippymonger**. I s’pose it doesn’t matter though; they’re all gone already anyway. Banned, with a grand total of **zero** posts among the three.
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### Author:  [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326/28 "2000-06-26T17:24:23Z")
Damn, that was fast work ! Will you marry me UncleBeer ?
I must admit to being a tad put off though. I wanted to tell dippy _Squick you_ but now I can’t. I’m sure I’ll live over it.
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### Author:  [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326/29 "2000-06-26T17:26:07Z")
This is rude, but I think the guy is, well, retarded, mentally handicapped, whatever. He doesn’t quite seem to get it.
The ? formally known as DippyMonger:
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> Why didn’t someone tell me there was thread in here named after me? I would have frequented here a lot more if I’d known.
That kinda made me sad. It’s like the kid who’s a bit ‘different’ coming home to mom after having his ass kicked for the umpteenth time jubilantly exclaiming, “Ma! The boys were pwaying wif me!” I really feel sorry for the guy.
Yeah, I know – here’s a bunch of daffodils to shove up my ass. Thanks
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### Author:  [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326/30 "2000-06-27T04:03:47Z")
He **was** told that this thread was here.
He was too busy **whining** to notice it.
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27454](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27454)
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2000, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dippymonger/22326/31 "2000-06-27T10:22:39Z")
Man, what a dick!
I agree with Daniel. Even if every link he was given pointed to a porn site with pictures of his mother being fucked by a pig, his reaction still would have been shitty.
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