You can actually deal with this problem by not swirling. If you wish to release the aroma, simply place a straw in the wine and blow some bubbles. Then sniff deeply. If you inhale a bubble, so much the better. Works fine in both hemispheres, and for left-handed people, too.
Gotta be careful doing that. Once those swine molecules star depolarizing, the smell is awful. It’s enough to make large, I’ll-behaved canids huff and puff.
Yes, water forms clusters around ions, around proteins, around anything in solution which is charged. But the time a water molecule spends in the cluster is measured in femtoseconds.
“For context, a femtosecond is to a second, what a second is to about 31.7 million years.”
So if you drink really, really, really quickly you might taste those clusters.