# Dirtiest line from "The Simpsons"? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 25, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404 "2003-05-25T15:51:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/1 "2003-05-25T15:51:15Z")
My vote: when Marge and Homer are hiding in the barn loft and the farmer says something like “If anyone’s in here, they’re in for some serious ass-forkin’!” ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/2 "2003-05-25T16:12:03Z")
I’d say Kent Brockman’s exclaimation about New Springfield being so rich they take ‘golden showers’ comes close. ---
**Author:** ![G-RAY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@G-RAY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G-RAY)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/3 "2003-05-25T16:19:55Z")
I think that it is a toss up, either the time when Marge entered the demolition derby and was being repeatedly smashed into by another car and Homer yelled “Stop banging my wife” or the time a woman was on the sea captains boat and Smithers said "I do’nt think women and seamen should ever be together " to which Mr Burns replied “we know what you think.”. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/4 "2003-05-25T17:28:05Z")
“Sneed’s Feed and Seed (formally Chuck’s).” ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/5 "2003-05-25T17:29:21Z")
_formerly_ even ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/6 "2003-05-25T17:33:58Z")
Principal Skinner tells the hamster(gerbil?) to “chew through his ball sack”. And in the same episode, Groundskeeper Willie says, “You won’t have your willie to beat around anymore” (or something to that effect) ---
**Author:** ![Dryga\_Yes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@Dryga\_Yes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryga_Yes)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/7 "2003-05-25T17:53:16Z")
Mmm… sugar walls. ---
**Author:** ![censored](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/35a633/32.png) [@censored](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/censored)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/8 "2003-05-25T18:09:51Z")
“Now, whenever someone gets wood, they’ll think of Trojans” ---
**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/9 "2003-05-25T18:16:51Z")
I can’t think of the episode, but Homer is listing great inventions and ends with…“and the glory hole.” ---
**Author:** ![Hoops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoops/32/6408_2.png) [@Hoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoops)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/10 "2003-05-25T19:06:21Z")
Springfield Heights Institute of Technology ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/11 "2003-05-25T19:10:30Z")
4 words: “Gentlemen, start your whacking.” ---
**Author:** ![jimmmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/73ab20/32.png) [@jimmmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimmmy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/12 "2003-05-25T19:27:44Z")
Homer pinched his ‘Candy de Milo’ off the babysitters butt - & is in a world of sexual harassment trouble – an Inside Edition type show interviews him and splice’s the interview: “I grabbed her sweet sweet can (splice) her sweet can mmmm (splice) …” it goes on like that quite a while. ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/13 "2003-05-25T20:40:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by G-RAY \* > \*\*I think that it is a toss up, either the time when Marge entered the demolition derby and was being repeatedly smashed into by another car and Homer yelled “Stop banging my wife” or the time a woman was on the sea captains boat and Smithers said "I do’nt think women and seamen should ever be together " to which Mr Burns replied “we know what you think.”. \*\* Wasn’t there another episode where a captain commented on Marge being aboard by saying “women and seamen don’t mix?” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/14 "2003-05-25T20:46:47Z")
I think the “Golden Showers” line takes the cake, but here are two others that might warrant a mention: Sea Captain (to Apu): Thank ye for these copies of _Juggs_. They’ll keep me men from resortin’ te homosexuality - fer about ten minutes. [Sailors laugh, and one quietly chides “Look who’s talking.”] Bart: Oh, come on, everybody knows the first day of school is a total wank. Skinner: If by wank, you mean ‘educational fun’, then let’s get wanking! ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/15 "2003-05-25T20:47:35Z")
That was Marge on the boat: it was the Halloween ep with King Homer Kong. I don’t get the Chuck’s Feed and Seed one. I think the Golden showers one is pretty good. There was also the whole “Now I’m Dick Tracy! Now I’m Pruuune Face” thing with kid Ned. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/16 "2003-05-25T21:00:18Z")
> [@](#): > > I don’t get the Chuck’s Feed and Seed one. Feed and Seed rhyme with Sneed. This of two words that rhyme with Chuck and start with F and S. I’m not sure this was the intended joke, but it’s funny. > [@](#): > > There was also the whole “Now I’m Dick Tracy! Now I’m Pruuune Face” thing with kid Ned. Oh man, I forgot about that one - I almost died laughing when I got it (not the first time around). What little Neddy says, while destroying building blocks and stuff, is “I’m Dick Tracy. Take that, Prune Face! Now I’m Prune Face. Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I’m Prune Tracy. Take that-” VERY abrupt cutoff. 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![zen101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c68b51/32.png) [@zen101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zen101)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/17 "2003-05-25T21:25:03Z")
It’s time to get Homer erotic ---
**Author:** ![superstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@superstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superstar)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/18 "2003-05-25T22:12:02Z")
These are all good ones! I also like the one where Marge is commisioned to paint a picture of Mr.Burns and when it’s shown Mr.Burns comes to Marge and say’s “thanks for not making fun of my genetalia”, when she paints him in the buff! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/19 "2003-05-25T22:19:45Z")
I just saw a rerun of the “Marge gets sugar banned” episode, where the judge calls the sugar magnate a “hershey highwayman.” ---
**Author:** ![Waenara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@Waenara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waenara)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/20 "2003-05-25T22:44:00Z")
I don’t remember the exact episode, but when Homer says that he likes his “homosexuals flaming” I remember being very surprised. [sub]hee hee “Flaming Mo”[/sub] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404.md?page=2)