# Dirtiest line from "The Simpsons"? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 25, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404 "2003-05-25T15:51:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/41 "2003-05-26T22:09:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marley23 \* > \*\*Oh man, I forgot about that one - I almost died laughing when I got it (not the first time around). What little Neddy says, while destroying building blocks and stuff, is “I’m Dick Tracy. Take that, Prune Face! Now I’m Prune Face. Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I’m Prune Tracy. Take that-” VERY abrupt cutoff. 😃 😃 😃 😃 \*\* Springfield Heights Institute of Technology Huh? ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/42 "2003-05-26T22:32:55Z")
**S** pringfield **H** eights **I** nstitute of **T** echnology ---
**Author:** ![Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d07c76/32.png) [@Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Age_Quod_Agis)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/43 "2003-05-26T22:34:33Z")
Massachussets Institute of Technology = “MIT” Springfield Heights Institute of Technology = ??? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Wrong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Mr.Wrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Wrong)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/44 "2003-05-26T22:56:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Wasn’t there an episode once where Homer invented a drink that you touch a match to and it burns for a few moments? > > Mo stole the idea from Homer and called the drink “A Flaming Mo.” > > Customers kept coming into the bar saying things like: > > “Give me a Flaming Mo.” > > “I want a Flaming Mo.” > > “A Flaming Mo for me.” And before Moe stole it, it was called The Flaming Homer. Two for one. ---
**Author:** ![Skid\_Row](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Skid\_Row](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skid_Row)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/45 "2003-05-27T00:31:41Z")
My **GOD**! You are all responsible for me being blinded by tears of laughter. JEEZ, this is some funny stuff! The Dick Tracy / Prune Face bit gets my vote. First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title. ---
**Author:** ![drillrod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@drillrod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drillrod)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/46 "2003-05-27T01:22:52Z")
Dont’ forget the usual reaction to the Flaming Homer: “It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited!” ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/47 "2003-05-27T02:30:14Z")
I don’t get the Dick Tracey and Prune Face one. (am I reading too much into it?) ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/48 "2003-05-27T02:44:30Z")
Re: Smithers standing in the emergency room. I got the same thing – light bulb up the wazoo. Re: Dick Tracy and Prune Face It starts out Dick Tracy and Prune Face. But in the last line, it changes to Prune Tracy and\_\_\_\_\_ Face. ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/49 "2003-05-27T03:51:30Z")
OH… I can’t believe I didn’t see it. I must have read it too quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Deadmime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90ced4/32.png) [@Deadmime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadmime)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/50 "2003-05-27T04:02:45Z")
Theres two things I can think of there were pretty dirty. I can’t remember the exact situation of the one, it’s where theres an eclair and its called the chocalate orgasm and Homer (or someone else takes a bite) and it squirts all over someone. The other is when Homer is making a dating video for Ned after his wife dies and they show Ned in the shower and he has a very large blurred out package. ---
**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/51 "2003-05-27T04:03:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by drillrod \* > \*\*Dont’ forget the usual reaction to the Flaming Homer: > > “It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited!” \*\* That was Ken Griffey, jr’s reaction to Mr. Burns’s Brain Tonic. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/52 "2003-05-27T04:06:32Z")
It was Moe’s, too. ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/53 "2003-05-27T04:18:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Deadmime \* > \*\*Theres two things I can think of there were pretty dirty. > > I can’t remember the exact situation of the one, it’s where theres an eclair and its called the chocalate orgasm and Homer (or someone else takes a bite) and it squirts all over someone. > > \*\* it was at the book fair, Reverand Love Joy made it from his book, _Someone’s in the Kitchen with Jesus_. I can’t remember the exact name, it was something along the lines of Mary’s Chocolate Orgasm, thats not the right name, but something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Deadmime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90ced4/32.png) [@Deadmime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadmime)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/54 "2003-05-27T04:20:34Z")
Mary Magdolins (sp?) Chocolate Orgasm, yep you’re right ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/55 "2003-05-27T14:40:10Z")
This one’s only implied. It’s the episode when Bart starts taking Focusyn. He’ so well behaved, Marge decides they can actually go out and enjoy themselves. Homer: Ooh! Let’s go to the water park! The ten-year ban ended yesterday. Marge: I was thinking of something a little more … adult. (she whispers something in Homer’s ear). And then afterwards … (whispers some more) Homer: Really? With butterscotch on it? Marge: I think you misheard me. The thought here is she said something that sounds like ice cream, as in “We can _something_ until I scream.” I could be wrong, and it’s only implied, but that has to be one of the dirtiest. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/56 "2003-05-27T15:07:36Z")
How about when Homer accidently shoots himself up with the sex drive drug and races upstairs with Marge. Next scene has Bart and Lisa stairing with a shocked looked on their faces at the ceiling- then a quick cut to Flanders- who has the same look. And the episode where Marge got into weightlifting and decides she wants a little loving from a very creeped out Homer, who isn’t too interested. “I wasn’t asking!” Cut to a scene of Homer painfully limping around the house. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/57 "2003-05-27T18:38:32Z")
I think the X(xx?)-mas episode mentioned definitely has the two worst lines. But I have a contender. “Florida? But that’s America’s wang!” ---
**Author:** ![Kivick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/65b543/32.png) [@Kivick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kivick)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/58 "2003-05-29T01:25:42Z")
during a wedding Marge points a video camera at Krusty and says say something funny: (or something like this) Krusty: Ahh OK, a man walks into a bar sits down and puts a 12 inch piano on the bar. And then he takes out his 12 inch pianist. ---
**Author:** ![Deadmime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90ced4/32.png) [@Deadmime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadmime)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/59 "2003-05-29T02:27:56Z")
Homer’s line “I once knew a man from Mantuckit, let me say the stories about him are greatly exageratted.” ---
**Author:** ![Deadmime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90ced4/32.png) [@Deadmime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadmime)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-from-the-simpsons/177404/60 "2003-05-29T02:33:10Z")
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