# Dirtiest line I can remember in any mainstream film **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 6, 2017, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-i-can-remember-in-any-mainstream-film/795620 "2017-09-06T08:27:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2017, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-i-can-remember-in-any-mainstream-film/795620/61 "2017-09-09T21:48:37Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Nope. It’s “arm.” The rest of your quote is way off as well. I thought the original line was “I _hate_ to disillusion you lady, but you’re sucking on my elbow.” Edit: I just checked, and search results indicate “'I hate to disillusion you, ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm.” ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-i-can-remember-in-any-mainstream-film/795620/62 "2017-09-09T21:54:25Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dYoj8_LBavQ/hqdefault.jpg "Rocko's Modern Life-Hotline") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYoj8_LBavQ) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-i-can-remember-in-any-mainstream-film/795620/63 "2017-09-09T22:15:29Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > I thought the original line was “I _hate_ to disillusion you lady, but you’re sucking on my elbow.” > > Edit: I just checked, and search results indicate “'I hate to disillusion you, ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm.” Mel quotes it as “Excuse me, ma’am, but your sucking on my arm.” I really don’t think Mel, Richard or Cleavon would ever say “disillusion.” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2017, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-i-can-remember-in-any-mainstream-film/795620/64 "2017-09-09T22:25:50Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > “Is it twue what they say about the way you people are. . . gifted? (Pause) Oh, it’s TWUE! It’s TWUE!” > Sheriff Bart: “Excuse me, you’re sucking on my arm.” > [@silenus](#): > > The bolded line has never been in any released version of _Blazing Saddles_. . A lot of discussion here for a line that was never actually included in the movie – > [@terentii](#): > > IIRC, the actual line was “I hate to tell you this, baby, but that’s my elbow you’re suckin’ on.” > [@silenus](#): > > Nope. It’s “arm.” The rest of your quote is way off as well. > [@terentii](#): > > That’s how it was printed in an issue of \*\*\*Gallery \*\*\*back in 1978 or '79. The title of the article was “What Makes Mel Kaminsky So Crazy?” (or something like that). I still have the magazine packed away somewhere. But what the hell, I started it. [Here’s a draft of the script](https://docs.google.com/viewer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pages.drexel.edu%2F~ina22%2Fsplaylib%2FScreenplay-Blazing_Saddles.pdf). Possibly not the final version. Pg. 77, Scene 153 > [@Sheriff Bart](#): > > Excuse me, you’re sucking on my arm. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-i-can-remember-in-any-mainstream-film/795620/65 "2017-09-09T22:43:22Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > On the old _ **SNL** _, they managed to get “Pussy Whip: The first dessert for cats” past the censors. They failed, however, when it came to “Golden Showers” (a ritual of a cult of sun-worshippers in Southern California) and the “blowhole” organ humans would acquire through evolution. On the Simpsons, there’s an episode where Kent Brockman says [“Thanks, Mayor Simpson! Because of you, we’re all taking _golden_ showers!”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLKRfLI7oBE) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-line-i-can-remember-in-any-mainstream-film/795620.md?page=3)