# Dirtiest Songs (Possibly NSFW) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 25, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947 "2009-06-25T16:19:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tds1273](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@tds1273](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tds1273)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/21 "2009-06-25T19:32:04Z")
> [@myskepticsight](#): > > Eazy-E - Gimme that Nutt Nice. I thought about posting that one, I like the verse he does in it to the\* Green Acres \*theme. Some more old school… Digital Undergound - Freaks of the Industry Know what I mean? [Uh huh] A’ight, here’s the scene: You’re lying on you’re back with your head on the edge of the bed, The booty’s two feet from your head: Should you: A, take the time to find a condom, B, you walk right over and you pound ‘em, C, tell her that you want her love, Well the answer is D, [D], all of the above. So you’re freakin’ [freakin’], the furniture’s squeakin’ [squeakin’] She’s tweakin’, sayin’ that she’s weak in the knees. Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound, You’re taxin’ it and waxin’ it and workin’ it around, ‘Til the booty starts makin’ that clappin’ sound, Which is cool, but your friends are chillin’ in the other room. The clappin’s getting louder, you don’t want them to clown you, In this situation, what do you do: [What?] A, you, plain and simply, back up off her B, you hit it just a little bit softer, C, you take it out and put it in het butt, Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up: I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door Now they can’t see me any more. Check the locks so they can’t clock, but they can listen. There’ll be no bargin’ in and there’ll be no dissin’ [Dissin’] Gettin’ back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries, Then I go through all the fly positions: My head under her leg under my arm under her toe. She says, ‘I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.’ I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it. After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside, And before anybody gets a chance to speak, I say, ‘Yo, don’t say nuttin’, I guess I’m just a freak!’ ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/22 "2009-06-25T19:50:00Z")
[Step Yo Game Up by Snoop Dogg (feat Lil Jon, Trina)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVqxLw7oRNk) [Pop That Pussy - 2 Live Crew](http://www.youtube.com/watch?index=6&playnext_from=PL&feature=PlayList&p=E957C3600C11DEFA&v=jf85UlP9g_g&playnext=1) ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/23 "2009-06-25T20:01:36Z")
I’m sad someone beat me to “My Neck, My Back.” A great dirty double entendre from The Bloodhound Gang: > [@](#): > > So put your hands down my pants > and I bet you’ll feel nuts And I’m surprised “I wanna fuck you like an animal” from NIN’s “Closer” hasn’t been brought up. But the rap generally wins this thread to the point where we should have a separate thread for the non-rap entries. ---
**Author:** ![tds1273](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@tds1273](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tds1273)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/24 "2009-06-25T20:04:52Z")
Of course almost the entire Bloodhound Gang’s body of work could qualify for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![filling\_pages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@filling\_pages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filling_pages)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/25 "2009-06-25T20:16:24Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > I don’t know about being one of the dirtiest songs ever, but I’ve always found it horrifying that a band called the Dead Kennedys had a song called “Too Drunk to Fuck.” > > And in looking up the lyrics, I find it’s not only nauseating, it’s misogynistic! > > But in my room > Wish you were dead > You ball like the baby > In Eraserhead > > :eek: > > [Full lyrics](http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/deadkennedys/toodrunktofuck.html) In case this isn’t a whoosh, the Dead Kennedys were a far-left liberal punk band. And I do mean far left. This song is making fun of guys who go out to get trashed and have semi consensual sex with strangers. (Also, the song “Kill the Poor” does not actually mean they want to kill poor people. And, despite lyrics to the contrary, I don’t think DK honestly suggest booking a holiday in Cambodia to celebrate graduating business school.) myskepticsight: A local chiropractic office here has a billboard up in a predominating black part of town, emblazoned with the slogan “My Neck, My Back”. Cracks me up every single time. ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/26 "2009-06-25T20:21:40Z")
I listed the songs that I did because in high school we had one friend who drove all the time; he was the best driver and had the nicest/biggest car, and he used to BLARE those 3 songs and we’d all act goofy and sing all the words and dance in the car. I used to know every word to them, I still know most when I hear one. We definitely got a weird look or five back then. ---
**Author:** ![Vihaga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Vihaga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vihaga)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/27 "2009-06-25T20:46:05Z")
Liz Phair’s Flower is pretty raunchy. Not linking it because I’m at work. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/28 "2009-06-25T20:51:49Z")
How is it I’m the first to mention [Shave 'em Dry](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ko2VXpW7_g)? ---
**Author:** ![Meros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Meros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meros)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/29 "2009-06-25T21:05:31Z")
“So What” by the Anti-Nowhere League Well I’ve sucked sweets And I’ve sucked rock And I’ve even sucked an old man’s cock So what, so what Well I’ve fucked a sheep And I’ve fucked a goat I’ve had my cock right down its throat So what, so what [Full Lyrics](http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/antinowhereleague/sowhat.html) And not dirty in terms of foul language but [The Sexy Data Tango](http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/The-Sexy-Data-Tango-lyrics-Voltaire/527F42FD89452DC148256DAA0025B8E4) by Voltaire ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/30 "2009-06-25T21:10:01Z")
> [@Johnny\_Angel](#): > > How is it I’m the first to mention [Shave 'em Dry](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ko2VXpW7_g)? :eek: wow. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![shefDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@shefDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shefDave)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/31 "2009-06-25T21:20:14Z")
Ghostface Killah’s verse from _The Projects_ is, well, … Suck my dick it’s the kid with the fat knob I bust all into ya face, plus it come in globs Quick get on your knees, with yo’ sweet pussy let it breathe Two fingers is all in your hole, think I can fit three Your pink lips, spread it in shit, let me throw my dick in Grab my shit and place it gently, on your clit Ping-pong pussy, wide world of wombs titty saggin Stomach on some scriveled up prune shit Too much air in your pussy you screamin that it’s TALKIN TO YOU DADDY, fart’s breathin out your lips splashin my dick badly Use vinegar, to try to tighten up your ginger All-mighty dick, ran in with a cape, some call him engine Lightning rod bob, black candy cane attatched to God Thick, like a great adventure cigar, in your garage Pregnant pussy have you fall out, like Remi on the house Watch the teeth for slobbin my shit You bit it on the couch, dry pussy leave the friction burns Plus beef I hone, the condom broke Bitch you got AIDS I’m shakin in my bones ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/32 "2009-06-25T21:36:37Z")
[The Ballad of Eskimo Nell](http://homepages.tcp.co.uk/~nicholson/eskimo.html#Eskimo%20Nell) ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/33 "2009-06-25T21:39:41Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > And I’m surprised “I wanna fuck you like an animal” from NIN’s “Closer” hasn’t been brought up. But the rap generally wins this thread to the point where we should have a separate thread for the non-rap entries. In spite of that one particular line, the rest of the lyrics don’t seem all that dirty to me. ---
**Author:** ![EvilHamsterOnCrack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@EvilHamsterOnCrack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilHamsterOnCrack)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/34 "2009-06-25T21:49:21Z")
I can’t believe it hasn’t been said so far. This is by far the dirtiest song on the list. Three 6 Mafia’s Slob on My Knob: And drinks a niggas nut Until you well and fed To see what she’s about I creaped to her house To catch her in her blouse And see how big her mouth She pulled me to her room To get the fuckin soon I didn’t have a rubber I fucked with two balloons Lay on the bed That’s all she said Her pussy has one problem Twisted tight in streads The fucken sounds were tunes I fucked her with a broom She rode it like a horse The blood came rushing soon When I seen that I didn’t want the cat So I found out And never came back I tried to pull a specific part, but the whole thing is just so ridiculous that you really should read it. Everything from guns to descriptions of all sorts of nasty hair down there, to mothers, to stanky \*ss… I win. [Full Lyrics](http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/t/threesixmafia10884/slobonmyknob347245.html) And to think… these guys won an OSCAR. ---
**Author:** ![DaphneBlack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daphneblack/32/5389_2.png) [@DaphneBlack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaphneBlack)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/35 "2009-06-25T21:53:55Z")
> [@filling\_pages](#): > > In case this isn’t a whoosh, the Dead Kennedys were a far-left liberal punk band. And I do mean far left. This song is making fun of guys who go out to get trashed and have semi consensual sex with strangers. > > (Also, the song “Kill the Poor” does not actually mean they want to kill poor people. And, despite lyrics to the contrary, I don’t think DK honestly suggest booking a holiday in Cambodia to celebrate graduating business school.) Also I think the lyric quoted is actually ‘you bawl like the baby in Eraserhead’ – as in, you cry in a horrifyingly annoying way. I don’t think it’s referring to child molestation or something there. But yes, that is a dirty, dirty song. Just a satirical one. ---
**Author:** ![BigNik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/73ab20/32.png) [@BigNik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigNik)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/36 "2009-06-25T22:10:55Z")
A breakfast radio show on the government station a couple of years back announced a Peaches song - I can’t remember which one, but they appeared to have stuffed up the CD programming. After a short, violent, instrumental intro Peaches started screaming - and I may be paraphrasing here because I didn’t actually buy the album - I’M A FUCKING CUNT! I’M A FUCKING CUNT! I’M A FUCKING CUNT! I’M A FUCKING C at which point the zany breakfast crew broke in and indicated that this one wasn’t quite the one they were after. And that they’d probably better add a retrospective “language warning”, if anyone felt that they needed one. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/37 "2009-06-25T22:21:50Z")
I recall a song called “Crablouse” by Lords of Acid that is about…crab louse. ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/38 "2009-06-25T22:33:26Z")
[Good Ship Venus](http://www.metrolyrics.com/good-ship-venus-lyrics-wainwright-loudon.html) - as performed by Loudon Wainwright III. ---
**Author:** ![wonderlust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonderlust/32/7237_2.png) [@wonderlust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonderlust)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/39 "2009-06-25T23:14:18Z")
[Barnacle Bill the Sailor](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnacle_Bill). ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947/40 "2009-06-26T00:11:27Z")
The Feederz’ _Jesus Entering From the Rear_ off the classic [Let Them Eat Jellybeans](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_Them_Eat_Jellybeans) compilation ( on the Dk’s label, Alternative Tentacles ), has to rank right up there at least on the most sacrilegious list. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-songs-possibly-nsfw/500947.md?page=3)