# Dirtiest sounding food phrases **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 25, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163 "2008-08-25T02:22:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/1 "2008-08-25T02:22:07Z")
-Butter your muffins -Cure my salami -Nibble the strawberry -Suck the tip and squeeze the head -Pour cream on your berries ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/2 "2008-08-25T02:31:10Z")
-pipe my ramekins. -butter my grits. - filet da gumbo. - butterfly the shrimp. - devein the shrimp. - beurre manier that sauce - deglace the meat. - pound my schnitzel. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/3 "2008-08-25T02:39:44Z")
-dress the squab… deglace the squab. - suck the bones clean. I better stop now, this thread is either making me horny… or maybe, hungry? I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/4 "2008-08-25T02:55:44Z")
- Shuck/Pop the clam. - seed the Honeydew. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/5 "2008-08-25T02:59:20Z")
Toss my salad. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/6 "2008-08-25T03:01:43Z")
[QUOTE=chacoguy420] Toss my salad. [/QUOTE] …Yes, but do you like syrup or grape jelly? ---
**Author:** ![Gorgonzola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e480ec/32.png) [@Gorgonzola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgonzola)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/7 "2008-08-25T03:10:56Z")
[Spatchcock](http://www.reallynicerecipes.com/recipes/poultry/spatchcock4.jpg) the chicken ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/8 "2008-08-25T03:15:21Z")
Eat my spotted dick. ---
**Author:** ![abbeytxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@abbeytxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abbeytxs)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/9 "2008-08-25T03:16:57Z")
[QUOTE=devilsknew] …Yes, but do you like syrup or grape jelly? [/QUOTE] (I know I am going to regret this.) Uhh..what? ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/10 "2008-08-25T03:22:13Z")
[QUOTE=abbeytxs] (I know I am going to regret this.) Uhh..what? [/QUOTE] [Tossed Salad Man](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA) (possibly, NSFW) That’s from an HBO Undercover Episode that I saw back in the 80’s, I believe. First time I had ever heard the term. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/11 "2008-08-25T03:28:35Z")
[QUOTE=abbeytxs] (I know I am going to regret this.) Uhh..what? [/QUOTE] I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![abbeytxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@abbeytxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abbeytxs)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/12 "2008-08-25T03:38:54Z")
[QUOTE=devilsknew] [Tossed Salad Man](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA) (possibly, NSFW) That’s from an HBO Undercover Episode that I saw back in the 80’s, I believe. First time I had ever heard the term. [/QUOTE] Yep, I pretty much regret asking. I think that is enough ignorance fought for one day. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/13 "2008-08-25T03:52:12Z")
[QUOTE=abbeytxs] Yep, I pretty much regret asking. I think that is enough ignorance fought for one day. [/QUOTE] Hooopmf, Whooomph, BEEEUUUUUUACH! There it goes… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/14 "2008-08-25T04:16:34Z")
everyone, everyone … relax from the tossed salad bit … rest your meat ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/15 "2008-08-25T04:20:25Z")
You’ve got a bit of kumquat on your chin. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/16 "2008-08-25T04:51:47Z")
[Spotted Dick](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_Dick) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/17 "2008-08-25T12:37:29Z")
-Eat your plum duff. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/18 "2008-08-25T12:40:17Z")
Beer Butt Chicken ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/19 "2008-08-25T13:16:14Z")
Beat your meat Liberally salt the cavity Beat until stiff ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/20 "2008-08-25T13:22:58Z")
How about the obvious: “Hey… Nice mellons!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163.md?page=2)