# Dirtiest sounding food phrases **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 25, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163 "2008-08-25T02:22:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/21 "2008-08-25T18:25:12Z")
-Slurp the noodle ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/22 "2008-08-25T19:14:41Z")
[QUOTE=chacoguy420] I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. :eek: [/QUOTE] It’s pretty much a staple in modern-day porn…minus the syrup or jelly. No croutons in my salad, please! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/23 "2008-08-25T21:13:27Z")
[QUOTE=Omniscient] [Spotted Dick](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_Dick) [/QUOTE] [You don’t say?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10129758&postcount=8) ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/24 "2008-08-25T21:24:45Z")
Bone the hen… ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/25 "2008-08-25T21:31:58Z")
But then after you bone your hen, you might have to truss your hen, as well. Baste well. ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/26 "2008-08-25T21:38:01Z")
Whip until stiff peaks form. Beat the meat seconded (my mom still doesn’t know why I laugh when she makes chicken picatta). Cream the butter. I’m feeling even more confused now than ever. I’m trying to figure out if I should be having sex, licking something off someone or just baking a cake. ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/27 "2008-08-25T22:04:12Z")
From der Svedish chef: “Bork bork bork” ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/28 "2008-08-26T02:18:20Z")
The Peach Method (Sexual Kung Fu): Pick the Peach, Score the Peach, Blanche the Peach, Peel the Peach, Pit the Peach, Macerate the Peach… suck the juice from your elbows. ---
**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/29 "2008-08-27T01:36:05Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] -Slurp the noodle [/QUOTE] [I’ll say.](http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=mXfakp2gajs) (possibly NSFW, suggestive, but absolutely no nudity). ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/30 "2008-08-27T06:53:24Z")
Coq au vin Toad in the hole Purée the penis Thrust the spotted dick into the pussy willow Make sweet love to the anchovies ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/31 "2008-08-27T08:55:53Z")
Ordering at a Oriental resteraunt: Red Snapper or Hand Roll These two got the recently divorced uptight Swat team leader on Hill Street Blues in a bit of trouble Blll ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/32 "2008-08-27T12:25:26Z")
[QUOTE=devilsknew] [Tossed Salad Man](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA) (possibly, NSFW) That’s from an HBO Undercover Episode that I saw back in the 80’s, I believe. First time I had ever heard the term. [/QUOTE] Wow, I’ve heard of that guy before, but only from Chris Rock. It seems he [took some liberties](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_p9AbWQ2wc) with the interview. ---
**Author:** ![Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Key_Lime_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2008, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163/33 "2008-08-27T14:42:23Z")
fish taco pulled pork [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirtiest-sounding-food-phrases/461163.md?page=1)