# Dirty Flea Bitten Whores Doing Anything You Want!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-flea-bitten-whores-doing-anything-you-want/104726 "2002-04-20T22:58:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-flea-bitten-whores-doing-anything-you-want/104726/1 "2002-04-20T22:58:52Z")
That’s the subject line of a piece of spam I found in my email junk mail box. Is this a nitch market I’m unaware of? Notice that the mail dosen’t promise just whores, not even just dirty whores. Personally, if I were looking for that type of thing, dirty whores would be just the ticket, assuming that “dirty” means willing to do extreme sex acts. I am starting to wonder if in this case “dirty” might not mean “Haven’t bathed since the Garfield presidency” because, after all, these dirty whores are flea bitten too. Hmmmmmm… Let me see if I have this straight: I’m expected to fantasize about women who are infested with fleas. Is this for people who have an itching fetish? How about ticks? Naked women crawling with ticks would be a real turn on. Lice? Rats? Lice-ridden rats? There really are a lot of posibilities here, ones I’ve never thought of before! This is great! I think I’m gonna hold out, however. I’ll take my credit card out and put it next to the computer now, however. That way when I get an offer for “DIRTY FLEA BITTEN _DISEASED_ WHORES” I’ll be ready. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-flea-bitten-whores-doing-anything-you-want/104726/2 "2002-04-20T23:38:22Z")
Hey Weird, whatever turns you on man! Can somebody bring a dozen bottles of Lysol so that we can disinfect him afterwards? Eeewwwwwwww…I’m feeling all itchy just THINKING about it!☹ ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-flea-bitten-whores-doing-anything-you-want/104726/3 "2002-04-20T23:55:11Z")
When you get one offering Plague-infested Whores, forward it to me, I’m sure those flea-bitten whores will get sick soon! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-flea-bitten-whores-doing-anything-you-want/104726/4 "2002-04-21T01:25:26Z")
When you’re having sex with a flea ridden whore… **that’s** where having a “super long penis™” (guaranteed!) will save your bacon… ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-flea-bitten-whores-doing-anything-you-want/104726/5 "2002-04-21T01:25:50Z")
Actually, _flea bitten_ is shorthand for any number of vermin, fungal or bacterial infections that their whores are guaranteed to have at lwast ONE of. Feel better?😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-flea-bitten-whores-doing-anything-you-want/104726/6 "2002-04-21T04:29:06Z")
I saw that spam. too. Flea-bitten? A whore who has been bitten by fleas. Hart’s flea collar time? No, since they’re also dirty, it’s Hart’s flea shampoo time. ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-flea-bitten-whores-doing-anything-you-want/104726/7 "2002-04-21T06:14:18Z")
Are you sure they mean _human_ whores? Maybe it’s code used by people that are into bestiality. You know, like those rappers that talk about their bitches. [sub]Who let the dogs out?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tixenfleaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@Tixenfleaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tixenfleaz)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-flea-bitten-whores-doing-anything-you-want/104726/8 "2002-04-21T14:09:31Z")
Hey, it works for me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-flea-bitten-whores-doing-anything-you-want/104726/9 "2002-04-21T14:29:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > \*\*When you’re having sex with a flea ridden whore… **that’s** where having a “super long penis™” (guaranteed!) will save your bacon… \*\* Fleas can jump as hight as seven inches, so you have to add at least that much to what would normally be necessary for a satisfying sexual experience. According to my calculations, you’d have a real challenge on your hands! Any man that well endowed would require so much blood for an erection that he would probably pass out anyway! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-flea-bitten-whores-doing-anything-you-want/104726/10 "2002-04-21T15:06:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jasmine \* > \*\*…Any man that well endowed would require so much blood for an erection that he would probably pass out anyway! 😛 \*\* So it’s NOT that guys’ brains are in their penises when aroused, just their brain’s blood supply? That explains so much! 😃 I KNEW that complex intellectual discourse was a bad strategy for sex! I KNEW my my veneer of politeness and civility was costing me in lost sexual opportunity! Now I know! I’m suffering from too small a penis, because my brain retains too much blood! 😃 Whadda think? Longer or Thicker? 😛