# Dirty Jobs -- green haired mosquito girl **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 13, 2009, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834 "2009-07-13T04:50:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/21 "2009-07-14T03:29:45Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Back of the line buddy, no cuts! I don’t think your queen would like you buzzing around other flying insects there sir ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/22 "2009-07-14T03:34:19Z")
Mike’s double entendres, speaking with Trudy Eastman of the goose-down pillow factory, have to be heard to be believed. Naughty Mike! Can’t tell if 80 year old Trudy was flirting back or not, though. ---
**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/23 "2009-07-14T20:20:46Z")
Let’s be honest here…I know that if Mike ever showed up at my front door, I’d never see my wife again. Of course, she knows the same applies to me and Kari Byron. Discovery Channel is sort of our Spice Network. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/24 "2009-07-14T20:28:56Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > I remember the mosquito girl and she was cute. > > There have been several episodes where Mike goes to do some very disgusting job and lo and behold there’s a hot babe working there! I know it shouldn’t, but it seems sort of _wrong_ to see a beautiful woman shoveling shit or making sausage or something. I remember an episode where Mike went to a maggot farm and there was a _very_ cute young woman working there (daughter of the owner, I think). > > [Found a video clip. She’s the brunette on the far left, but the video quality isn’t very good and you can’t really tell how cute she is.](http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/dirty-jobs-meet-the-maggot-farmers.html) Oh, yes, the hot maggot farmers. Both young women were pretty hot - the daughter as well as the neighbor. Plus the wife used to sell Mary Kay and you could tell that she was a looker back in the day. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/25 "2009-07-14T20:38:40Z")
Am I the only one who thought the thread might be about green-haired mosquitos and their girl? ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/26 "2009-07-15T11:58:22Z")
> [@Terminus\_Est](#): > > Oh, yes, the hot maggot farmers. Both young women were pretty hot - the daughter as well as the neighbor. Plus the wife used to sell Mary Kay and you could tell that she was a looker back in the day. Oh yeah - the maggot girls were hot, too. ---
**Author:** ![Noelq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noelq/32/16438_2.png) [@Noelq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noelq)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/27 "2009-07-15T17:49:27Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > Mike’s double entendres, speaking with Trudy Eastman of the goose-down pillow factory, have to be heard to be believed. Naughty Mike! Can’t tell if 80 year old Trudy was flirting back or not, though. I think 80 year old Trudy was quite the hellcat when she was younger. 🙂 Yep, she was flirting back, but in the secure knowledge that it was just for fun and games, with no true outcome to be reached. I think she’s my favorite guest so far, with pig-farmer dude close behind. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/28 "2009-07-15T22:41:28Z")
I don’t watch the show regularly, but I remember the mosquito girl show because while I don’t have any tattoos, I was really impressed that the green-haired lass was so commited to her career and her love of mosquitos that she got a mosquito tattooed on her shoulder. And it is an attractive tattoo. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/29 "2009-07-15T23:09:13Z")
> [@BaneSidhe](#): > > Mike Rowe is so, so nommable. > > And a fine TV host too. As a completely heterosexual male, I’d suggest the easiest way to overcome your fixation would be to watch the turkey insemination episode. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/30 "2009-07-16T00:10:07Z")
> [@Unintentionally\_Blank](#): > > As a completely heterosexual male, I’d suggest the easiest way to overcome your fixation would be to watch the turkey insemination episode. 😛 For some reason, that’s one of my favorite episodes. 😃 (straight female here) ---
**Author:** ![Baggins111](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@Baggins111](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baggins111)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/31 "2009-07-16T03:04:59Z")
Another fan of the green haired mosquito girl here. LOVED that smile. I’m also partial to the Island Snake Lady as well… ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/32 "2009-07-16T13:15:53Z")
Green Haired Mosquito Girl (GHMG) is actually a reason I’d like to go to New Orleans for a vacation. Lets just say that she can fill my sausage casing with blood any time. ---
**Author:** ![Misery\_Loves\_Co](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Misery\_Loves\_Co](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misery_Loves_Co)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/33 "2009-07-16T15:54:01Z")
'nother one for the GHMG fan club - yowza! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/34 "2009-07-16T19:59:54Z")
I think Mike is devastatingly gawgeous. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/35 "2009-07-16T20:29:30Z")
And he’d have no qualms with diaper duty OR litterboxes…search YouTube for his qvc stuff, it’s hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/36 "2009-07-16T20:37:11Z")
Hey! You get your own thread to gush over Mike. The Green-Haired Mosquito Girl deserves her own thread and not for it to be tarnished by that dashing devil Row. This is for all of us males to fantasize about us (individually) with GHMG. Don’t need some smooth-talkin’ man comin’ in here and ruining the fantasy. Out with you! Out! ---
**Author:** ![TaterWhoBringsGoodTidings](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@TaterWhoBringsGoodTidings](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaterWhoBringsGoodTidings)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/37 "2010-10-30T22:41:27Z")
Fantasize no more! [http://www.myspace.com/22914473](http://www.myspace.com/22914473) ^ There she be! She may not have been on for some time, but it’s a name. Ashley Freeman. Hard to believe she was 30 when she was on with Mike. A pic from her myspace: [![](http://tinypic.com/images/goodbye.jpg) ](http://tinypic.com/images/goodbye.jpg) In comparison with a screen from the show: [![](http://tinypic.com/images/goodbye.jpg) ](http://tinypic.com/images/goodbye.jpg) Oh, and you’re welcome. I accept personal checks, and money orders. Cash is fine, also. ~Awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/38 "2010-10-31T02:54:47Z")
SWEET! She’s in my extended network! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shawn1767](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shawn1767](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn1767)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/39 "2010-10-31T15:28:37Z")
Sorry, Unintentionally Blank, and the rest, but I LIVE in New Orleans. So, I get a head start! ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-jobs-green-haired-mosquito-girl/502834/40 "2010-11-01T00:31:47Z")
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