# Dirty Latin phrases... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 1999, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-latin-phrases/10698 "1999-11-02T15:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-latin-phrases/10698/21 "1999-11-04T16:41:00Z")
[hijack] About a year ago, my friend and former roommate Kay and I determined that Vinnie Testaverde’s last name (he’s the aforementioned Jets quarterback, for those of you who don’t know football) translates to “green balls.” She’s a Spanish minor, and I took seven years of it, so of course we thought this was hilarious. Right before Christmas, we decided to make a big batch of gingerbread men. The whole house was involved. We had a bunch of candies to decorate them with, including red and green sprinkles, white frosting, and Christmas M&M’s. I used the white frosting and green sprinkles to make a rough Jets uniform, and put two green M&Ms right in the gingerbread man’s crotch. Yes, I made a Vinnie Testaverde gingerbread man. I’ve never seen a bunch of girls laugh so hard in my life. Gingerbread Vinnie became somewhat of a house mascot, until someone ate him. Maybe you had to be there. [/hijack] * * * _And I wonder when I sing along with you, if everything could ever feel this real forever, If anything could ever be this good again._ –Foo Fighters ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 1999, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-latin-phrases/10698/22 "1999-11-08T06:27:00Z")
To pousdi allogo sou gamae apo pisso! (A gay horse is fucking you from behind!) * * * “I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) `\/-------\ `| |-----| | …c.c…c.c… ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 1999, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-latin-phrases/10698/23 "1999-11-08T06:31:00Z")
Did any catch what I did? I repeated gypsy’s line about having a scroll in my toga… I just saw that and realized what a freaking dork I can be. (only took me a few days!) * * * “I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) `\/-------\ `| |-----| | …c.c…c.c… ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 1999, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-latin-phrases/10698/24 "1999-11-08T16:34:00Z")
My name is Cy, my ‘son’s’ name is Max. Put together, we get ‘cymax.’ = asshole. His mother just loves this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-latin-phrases/10698.md?page=1)