# Dirty, Pretty Things and A Question for Brits

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-pretty-things-and-a-question-for-brits/198764>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-pretty-things-and-a-question-for-brits/198764 "2003-08-31T05:12:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-pretty-things-and-a-question-for-brits/198764/21 "2003-09-01T07:49:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Polycarp \*  
> \*\*A “kiwi” is slang for a New Zealander. A “kiwiwi” would probably be a urination by a New Zealander. 😉 \*\*

I like it!  
But it the the NZ-er was a baby, would it be a kiwiwiwi?

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-pretty-things-and-a-question-for-brits/198764/22 "2003-09-01T08:25:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by curly chick \*  
> \*\*I like it!  
> But it the the NZ-er was a baby, would it be a kiwiwiwi? \*\*

You’re all wrong a baby NZer is a wikiwi and a wikiwi urinating is a wikiwiwiwier:D

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-pretty-things-and-a-question-for-brits/198764/23 "2003-09-01T10:40:19Z")

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For those mocking the afflicted, [I refer you to keyboard typing.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=208357) Ageish Bwashtids!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-pretty-things-and-a-question-for-brits/198764/24 "2003-09-01T15:30:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spogga \*  
> \*\*You’re all wrong a baby NZer is a wikiwi and a wikiwi urinating is a wikiwiwiwier:D \*\*

Then I guess a urinating NZer baby who is living in Hawaii would be a Waikikiwikiwiwiwier. We’re fast approaching a word of Maori proportions.

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