# Dirty talk: Do you like it? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-talk-do-you-like-it/549080 "2010-08-04T00:14:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-talk-do-you-like-it/549080/101 "2010-08-06T20:53:56Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > I’ve found it’s much better to sleep with people who you don’t have to **fuck on eggshells** with. I’ll bet there’s a web site for that. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-talk-do-you-like-it/549080/102 "2010-08-06T20:55:08Z")
Yeah, it’s called [SecondWorstPornoEver.com](http://SecondWorstPornoEver.com). ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-talk-do-you-like-it/549080/103 "2010-08-06T20:57:31Z")
Dio, stop! I am cracking up while I’m trying to work. I am crying with laughter. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-talk-do-you-like-it/549080/104 "2010-08-06T20:58:15Z")
Oh what, so now people have a problem with people who fuck each other through a hole in the sheet? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-talk-do-you-like-it/549080/105 "2010-08-06T20:59:16Z")
> [@hogarth](#): > > > [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > > > Make love. We shall MAKE LOVE and it will be fabulous. Like making a birdhouse in woodshop. > > Who ever heard of making a birdhouse out of nothing at all? AIR SUPPLY FAN DETECTED! You should be ashamed. So very ashamed. ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-talk-do-you-like-it/549080/106 "2010-08-06T21:26:27Z")
Well, yes, an air supply is much more effective with a fan. What? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-talk-do-you-like-it/549080/107 "2010-08-06T21:51:42Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Vinyl’s porn star impression is hilarious and spot on. Thanks. My impression of a male porn star is somewhat less impressive. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_a\_Platypus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@Not\_a\_Platypus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_a_Platypus)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-talk-do-you-like-it/549080/108 "2010-08-07T06:15:22Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I gotta be honest, I don’t quite follow the, “no talking in bed” crowd. > > Really? Nothing? Just ‘meet you on the Queen-size in five … we can chat later?’ Do you do it through a hole in the sheet too? > > How do you not talk when you’re fucking? Sorry, it just doesn’t register with me. I can’t speak for anyone else, but my SO and I don’t get into what would generally be considered dirty talk, but that’s not the same as not speaking a word or not making any noise at all. I’m not offended by it; it just doesn’t do it for me, and could easily become a distraction depending on the specifics. Usually if I’m having a good time in bed, any noise I make isn’t terribly coherent and I won’t be up for a nice chat. Why do we need to talk? I don’t get it. ETA: The imaginary porno with the Sexual Gratification Roster is cracking me right the hell up. As much as I’m not into talking in bed, people that were that serious about silence would be mind-boggling to me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-talk-do-you-like-it/549080.md?page=5)