# Dirty Words

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 19, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314 "2003-10-19T05:08:42Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/1 "2003-10-19T05:08:42Z")

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I’ve often thought some words sound like they should be dirty, but they aren’t. You know, words like “extrude”, “lubricate”, “crevice”, or “congressman”. Anyone else want to add their favorite “dirty” words?

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### Author: ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/2 "2003-10-19T05:43:11Z")

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“Peak.” It just sounds dirty in so many ways.

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### Author: ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/3 "2003-10-19T05:43:12Z")

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Turgid.  
Defenestrate.

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### Author: ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/4 "2003-10-19T05:48:16Z")

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These words have always sounded like they could be “dirty” to me:

Runt.  
Yankee.  
Bonk.  
Motherfucker.  
Yoyo.  
Impugn.

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### Author: ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/5 "2003-10-19T06:25:34Z")

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Penal  
Turbid  
Masticate  
Fecund  
Assanine

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### Author: ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/6 "2003-10-19T07:13:22Z")

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Innuendo  
Asphalt  
Beattific  
Plunger  
Redact  
Ductile  
Audit

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### Author: ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/7 "2003-10-19T07:31:08Z")

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Cecil.

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### Author: ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/8 "2003-10-19T10:43:19Z")

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Work  
Manager  
Supervisor  
Exsanguinate  
Sucker  
Final demand

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### Author: ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/9 "2003-10-19T10:46:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by LifeOnWry \*  
> \*\*Turgid.  
> Defenestrate. \*\*

Suppose you are spot on here mate, I mean if you were defenestrated from a 40th floor the fall would be a bit turgid and boy what a dirty mess when you grounded.

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### Author: ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/10 "2003-10-19T13:21:30Z")

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Exacerbate does it for me.

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### Author: ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/11 "2003-10-19T13:28:22Z")

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Masturbate does it for me, Salem 😉

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### Author: ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/12 "2003-10-19T13:31:07Z")

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Crank  
Shaft  
Rod  
Lube

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### Author: ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/13 "2003-10-19T13:42:34Z")

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Coccyx  
Pianist  
Pontificate  
Titillate  
Uvula  
Titmouse

And of course… Uranus. 😃

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### Author: ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/14 "2003-10-19T14:31:40Z")

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pianist

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### Author: ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/15 "2003-10-19T16:06:34Z")

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Secrete  
It’s my least favorite word ever.

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### Author: ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/16 "2003-10-19T18:50:22Z")

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Moist. The Spark “What gender are you?” quiz, once upon a time, asked which word was intrinsically nastier regardless of meaning, moist or used. At the time I thought that was a really silly gender indicator, but every woman I’ve asked says “moist” and every man says “used”, except for one of the girls I know that the Spark thought was definately a guy.

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### Author: ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/17 "2003-12-18T16:36:15Z")

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Masticate.

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### Author: ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/18 "2003-12-18T19:01:49Z")

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There’s something about the word “thrust” that just sounds… dirty.

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### Author: ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/19 "2003-12-18T19:24:32Z")

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The way the English pronounce “Vivat Regina” (Long live the Queen) makes it sound like a venereal disease.

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### Author: ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dirty-words/208314/20 "2003-12-18T19:56:31Z")

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my list:  
[ul]insert  
penetrate  
spread  
spew  
moist  
oral  
stimulate  
rear  
orifice  
uvula  
titillate  
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