Disappointed with tonight's Letterman show.

We’ve been shopping all afternoon and I still haven’t found a box of crayons with the color Stoopit in it.

My indignation at last night’s Letterman show proves to me once again that whenever you point a finger at somebody else, the rest of them are pointing at you. (I’m afraid to say how many; does the thumb count? Wait, it’s pointing out, too.)

I don’t keep up with the latest developments concerning my various health issues because if whatever I’m doing seems to work, I tend to let it go at that. I am glad to see that even tho I didn’t understand why correctly, I’ve been right in that vegetables and protein are the better choices.

Thanks to the posters who don’t think I’m a complete idiot, and thanks to those who do. Both serve a purpose.

I only have one question: why is that woman wearing what looks like a wedding cake?

I like that. I really do.

I’m amused that Fuck Dust received a better pitting than this.

You know, a few ‘canes to minds’ would solve a lot of the crap I deal with daily.

Do you mean the dress on the woman or the wedding cake that is made to look like the bride?

A slight hijack off this hijack, since I have nothing more to add to the main conversation: thank you for a new and very vivid phrase. I shall steal it for myself. :smiley:

Your worm is your only emperor for diet: we fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots: your fat king and your lean beggar is but variable service, two dishes, but to one table: that’s the end.

Yeh, out of all the misinformation in the OP, that was the one that made me wince the most. It was almost actually painful to read.

You’re quite welcome; I made it up myself. {Blushes modestly}

I wonder what percentage of my recommended daily allowance of sugar my body is?

Alas, alas!

I really don’t think Leno is any worse than Dave. The only thing against Leno is that it seems he used to be good, while Dave’s problem is mostly that he hasn’t changed, but everyone else has. Leno’s jokes are boring, and Dave’s are stale.

Cool. I had already decided to steal it too.

But a lot of people like each of them, so I’m not going to join in on the snidefest. After a tough day, I sometimes like to plop down in front of one of the two and just veg… though I will admit Leno makes me think even less than Letterman.

Though now I know to turn the channel if medical topics come up. Before my popcorn gets scorched.

omg! I just looked at the picture again and she really did have a cake made to look like her.
I don’t even know what to say…
except for “Bad sugar! Bad sugar!”

Sometimes the liver doesn’t do a very good job of regulating its glucose output. I was once in the hospital with pancreatitis and therefore not eating anything and only getting saline intravenously and my blood sugar was still getting high enough that they gave me insulin. They told me it was because of stress making the liver produce more sugar. So you not only need to watch your diet and exercise but apparently you need to avoid too much stress.

Yeah, that’s definitely the bad kind of sugar. :slight_smile:

If you and Dave and Alec are on a first name basis, perhaps you could get Alec’s fucking name right.