# Disappointing Camels

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-camels/299305>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 14, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-camels/299305 "2005-04-14T16:33:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-camels/299305/1 "2005-04-14T16:33:06Z")

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We went to the Zoo last weekend, and saw the Bactrian camels out and about (that’s the two-hump kind). Most of their humps looked sadly deflated, as if they needed a fill-up from the tire pump at the local gas station. One camel had one hump flopping one way, and the other flopping on the other side. Another had both humps flopping _extremely_ far over on the same side.

It look …unaesthetic. One of those things you never see in the movies.

Does anyone make a Camel Wonder-Bra?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-camels/299305/2 "2005-04-14T16:34:59Z")

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Oh, Og! I didn’t search hard enough – Someone _does_ make a camel bra. Look here under Texas Monthly:

[http://www.reference.com/search?q=Bactrian’s](http://www.reference.com/search?q=Bactrian's)

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-camels/299305/3 "2005-04-14T21:10:27Z")

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Yeah, I know what you mean. I’m always disappointed when I try to smoke one of those Bactrians, too. Damned things won’t fit in the ashtray.
