# Disappointing movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 13, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975 "2015-05-13T22:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/181 "2015-05-19T14:33:11Z")
I find your lack of faith very hurtful. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/182 "2015-05-19T14:44:44Z")
“Gentlemen, no fighting in here- this is the Command Room of the Defense Department.” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/183 "2015-05-19T14:47:39Z")
I’m the supervisor, I’m the supervisor, I’m the supervisor, I’m the supervisor, supervisor, supervisor…! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/184 "2015-05-19T14:51:43Z")
Make love to yourself, anus! ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/185 "2015-05-19T15:03:22Z")
A. B. C. A Always. B Be. C Closing. D E F G. H I J K LMNOP. Q R S. T U V. W. X. Y and Z. Now we know our ABC’s. Won’t you close a sale with me? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/186 "2015-05-19T15:21:53Z")
Put that coffee down. Coffee is for people who finalize sales. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/187 "2015-05-19T15:26:17Z")
The first baseman is a guy named Who, the second baseman’s name is What, and a gent by the name of Idontknow plays at the Hot Corner. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/188 "2015-05-19T15:57:18Z")
The second rule is merely the first rule repeated for added emphasis. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/189 "2015-05-19T15:58:15Z")
“Your boss is quite the card player Mr. Kelly. How does he do it?” “He’s spent a lifetime studying the minutest details of human microexpressions, which gives him amazing insight of a participant’s mental state as regards to his current hand. He has a degree in advanced mathematics and is able to instantly calculate the various odds permutations inherent in any possible distribution of cards. He spent decades learning the strategies of the game from the most accomplished players and learned enough to hold his own against the sharkiest sharks at any table. Plus, he cheats.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/190 "2015-05-19T16:39:25Z")
National Socialist German Workers’ Party. I am not fond of members of this organization. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/191 "2015-05-19T16:46:38Z")
Illinois National Socialists. I am not fond of members of this organization. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/192 "2015-05-19T17:04:12Z")
Nobody puts Baby where the walls come together at an angle. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/193 "2015-05-19T17:08:31Z")
“Live many years and do well.” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/194 "2015-05-19T17:15:32Z")
“Has anybody here seen somebody named Michael Hunt?” ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/195 "2015-05-19T17:21:17Z")
**Joker** “Why not lighten up?” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/196 "2015-05-19T17:23:41Z")
Cerastes vipera. Why did it have to be Cerastes vipera? ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/197 "2015-05-20T13:32:00Z")
**Leia** “I love you.” **Han** “Aww, golly. I think… I think you’re pretty special too.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/198 "2015-05-20T13:33:01Z")
“Is this some kind of bust?” “Yes. You’re under arrest, lady.” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/199 "2015-05-20T13:34:50Z")
Gosh, there sure are a lot of stars in that thing. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/200 "2015-05-20T13:39:49Z")
“Hey, Luke? Obi-Wan here. Listen - you remember that ‘Force’ thing we talked about? I’m thinking now might be a good time to, y’know, give it a try and see how it all goes. Whaddaya say?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975.md?page=11)