# Disappointing movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 13, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975 "2015-05-13T22:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/201 "2015-05-20T13:42:27Z")
This metropolitan area needs some warm liquid squirted into its sphincter to help loosen up its bowels. ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/202 "2015-05-20T13:42:59Z")
**Buzz Lightyear** “To infinity, which can never be reached or gone beyond!” ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/203 "2015-05-20T13:47:24Z")
If the situation calls for shooting, you should go ahead and shoot rather than continuing to talk. Perhaps Casy has the right of it. Individuals do not possess complete souls. Rather there is a collective soul, if you will, and each person’s soul is only a fragment of what we might term a “macro-soul,” then… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/204 "2015-05-20T14:37:10Z")
Mr. Pink: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink? Joe: Because you’re a faggot. Mr. Pink: Why can’t we pick our own colors? Joe: Meh fine, what color do you want to be? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/205 "2015-05-20T15:31:37Z")
When you say that, make a happy face. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/206 "2015-05-20T15:33:23Z")
You know, that elderly gentleman is quite tidy and well-groomed. ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/207 "2015-05-20T15:34:23Z")
**Moses** “Come on, let my people go. Won’t ya? Be a mentsh.” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/208 "2015-05-20T15:36:46Z")
First, apply the car polish this way, then remove it like this. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/209 "2015-05-20T15:39:29Z")
Mama always said that unexpected things would happen. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/210 "2015-05-20T15:40:27Z")
Death is not an ideal way of earning your livelihood, young man. ---
**Author:** ![Uniqueorn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uniqueorn/32/2807_2.png) [@Uniqueorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniqueorn)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/211 "2015-05-20T16:23:22Z")
“Be quiet and hand out the cards!” ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/212 "2015-05-20T16:30:21Z")
Just a moment . Performing oral sex on a lady, and giving a lady a foot massage aren’t very similar at all. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/213 "2015-05-20T17:18:18Z")
Make a gesture that would seem to be a hand signal to indicate a right-turning vehicle, but make it really fast and with your fingers closed in a fist, and aim it at that guy’s face, Clyde! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/214 "2015-05-20T19:33:32Z")
You keep using that word. Perhaps you should check Wiktionary for the precise definition? ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/215 "2015-05-20T20:44:41Z")
I like talking to another garrulous man. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/216 "2015-05-20T23:33:39Z")
The enemy spacecraft are all approaching too rapidly–as if yelling could make them all slow down! ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/217 "2015-05-21T02:54:24Z")
**Woman at table next to Meg Ryan** “I’ll have what she’s having in a doggie bag to go, please.” ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/218 "2015-05-21T03:40:45Z")
I came here to chew gum and kick ass, but I’m all out of gum. I’ll be right back. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/219 "2015-05-21T04:39:53Z")
Hello to the monarch, baby! ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/220 "2015-05-21T15:49:05Z")
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