# Disappointing movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 13, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975 "2015-05-13T22:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/221 "2015-05-21T16:50:16Z")
[After you walked in here and said “hello” you could have quit yer yappin.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyrP-pwDayE) [If our situation was like a game in an arcade, man, we’d need to add a quarter.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY) Hi, I’m Inigo Montoia, you offed my dad, you might want to buy life insurance, and contact your lawyer to make sure your will is up to date. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/222 "2015-05-21T16:52:54Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > Ever been stung by a bee after it died? where’s that from? ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/223 "2015-05-21T17:18:13Z")
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSgqrrWyF0Y) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/224 "2015-05-21T17:19:30Z")
Tiny little voice: “Assist me! Assist me!” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/225 "2015-05-21T18:31:06Z")
Life can be unpredictable, in a manner not unlike biting into a confectionery without foreknowledge of its contents. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/226 "2015-05-21T18:54:38Z")
“It’s not dead any more! It’s not dead any more!” ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/227 "2015-05-21T19:30:14Z")
Alonzo Harris: “It is not what is intellectually self validating, more that you have an overwhelming preponderance of corroborating evidence.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/228 "2015-05-22T11:14:36Z")
Obi-Wan Kenobi: _“Who is the more foolish: me, or you?”_ ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/229 "2015-05-22T12:49:59Z")
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. And unfortunately, some of them aren’t very bright. You actually believed me when I said I was a qualified midwife, Miss Scarlet? ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/230 "2015-05-22T13:54:11Z")
Listen to the wolves howling. I like the sound of it. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/231 "2015-05-22T14:10:54Z")
I’ve… seen some stuff, man… shit on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Some kind of flashing lights in the dark near that whatchamallit Gate. Nobody will remember any of that stuff, man [chokes up] I don’t feel so good… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/232 "2015-05-22T14:12:41Z")
There isn’t anyplace resembling my primary domicile. There isn’t anyplace resembling my primary domicile. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/233 "2015-05-22T14:39:04Z")
You doo doo heads! You exploded it. Oh, curse you! Curse you all to heck! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/234 "2015-05-22T14:41:06Z")
The disgustingness… the disgustingness… ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/235 "2015-05-22T14:42:52Z")
A guy has to know what stuff he isn’t really that good at. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/236 "2015-05-22T14:53:38Z")
Leave the gun; it’s evidence and would connect us to the crime if we got caught with it. Take the cannoli, though. I just love cannoli, don’t you? Do you prefer them made with ricotta or mascarpone? You know, I like both so much that I just couldn’t decide. I like to have mine with coffee, but they’re good with a brandy, too, don’t you think? Ooooh, now I’m hungry! Is anybody else hungry? Let’s stop somewhere on the way home and eat! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/237 "2015-05-22T14:58:11Z")
“I have been, and always shall be, your subordinate and casual acquaintance.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/238 "2015-05-22T15:02:06Z")
“Okayokayokay. . .they never get the food order correct at the drive through!” True movie buff challenge: “Please bring me a distilled alcohol beverage.” ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/239 "2015-05-22T15:04:38Z")
Maximus: [after swiftly dispatching another gladiator] Is everybody having fun ? Are you having fun? That’s why we’re here, ya know! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/240 "2015-05-22T15:16:21Z")
Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time and would shoot your eye clean off you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975.md?page=13)