# Disappointing movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 13, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975 "2015-05-13T22:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/261 "2015-05-26T02:19:54Z")
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to be cut in half by the laser. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/262 "2015-05-26T05:24:43Z")
I killed Yvette, as my hatred was like heaving breaths of flame on the side of my face. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/263 "2015-05-26T14:14:19Z")
Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Listen closely to me. Now is the winter when we’re really bummed out. Run into that hole in the wall! ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/264 "2015-05-26T15:03:34Z")
Haven’t I told you to use wooden hangers instead of wire ones? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/265 "2015-05-26T16:45:49Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > Open the door to the location where the pods are kept, Hal. I’m sorry Dave; although I can do that, I won’t. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/266 "2015-05-26T16:47:57Z")
When you’re old, and people ask them what you did on St. Crispen’s Day, you can tell them that you helped the king kill a whole bunch of Frenchies. And that it was really muddy. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2015, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/267 "2015-05-28T17:29:22Z")
What we have here is a disconnect between a stated request and the execution of said request. Some individuals are impossible to impact. The consequence of which was self-evidential the week past, and the intended end state. Thus, his desired state is achieved. I loathe this at least as much as your in group. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/268 "2015-05-29T17:11:05Z")
“You wouldn’t be able to do these awful things to me if I weren’t still in this chair.” “That’s irrelevant, Blanche. That’s irrelevant, because the condition applies.” ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/269 "2015-06-02T20:05:49Z")
**James Bond** “Martini, shaken, not stirred, garnished with a cherry Life Saver or Jolly Rancher.” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/270 "2015-06-02T21:28:21Z")
I want you to place it and apply pressure to it, oh, a little above your shins would work, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/271 "2015-06-03T16:27:34Z")
I am the gosh-darn Shore Patrol, you jerk! I AM the gosh-darn Shore Patrol!! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/272 "2015-06-03T16:30:57Z")
No, young lad, the proper Latin phrasing for “Romans, go home” would be “Romani, ite domum.” Good night, now. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/273 "2015-06-03T16:32:03Z")
"I was on the USS Indianapolis. It sank, a bunch of guys got eaten by sharks, and then we got rescued. Who wants another beer?" ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/274 "2015-06-03T16:41:23Z")
“I ain’t no critter! I is a human BEAN!” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/275 "2015-06-03T18:23:02Z")
My father said it was fine to shoot blue jays, but to leave mockingbirds alone, because they just sing pretty songs. Or something like that. Didn’t really make much sense to me either. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/276 "2015-06-03T18:50:29Z")
Commander Scott, please energize the transport system to remove me from this situation and return me to the Enterprise. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/277 "2015-06-03T21:39:47Z")
Miss Lane, I’m here to fight for truth, justice, and the representational democracy of a constitutional republic explicitly built around freedom of expression, trial by jury, the right to keep and bear arms, and so on and so forth. ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/278 "2015-06-03T21:53:32Z")
The extent of your leadership encompasses merely Jack and Shit. Alas, Jack has departed the premises. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/279 "2015-06-04T00:36:00Z")
I’m a guy who dresses up like a bat. ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/280 "2015-06-04T00:41:37Z")
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