# Disappointing movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 13, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975 "2015-05-13T22:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/281 "2015-06-04T00:53:48Z")
“Warrrrioooors … we’ll meet you out on the beach!” ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/282 "2015-06-04T01:49:12Z")
“… but they’ll never take our FREEEEDOOOOM! Well, truthfully, they will actually, sooner or later. We’ll even vote to stay in their thrall. But here we all are, with blue paint and claymores, so let’s get to it!” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/283 "2015-06-04T13:51:31Z")
“They call me Happy Johnny Funtime Wackybob, which is odd because my last name is Tibbs.” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/284 "2015-06-04T17:33:18Z")
Stop talking and distribute the cards. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/285 "2015-06-04T20:31:46Z")
This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra violet flower arranging. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/286 "2015-06-06T01:17:38Z")
“Flexible Flyer.” ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/287 "2015-06-06T10:49:44Z")
- You’re bleeding, man. You’re hit. - I ain’t got time to … holy shit, I am bleeding, aren’t I? Damn, that’s a friggin’ gusher. You got some gauze or something? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/288 "2015-06-06T22:30:08Z")
The, the other important joke for me is one that’s, uh, usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but I think it appears originally in Freud’s Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious and it goes like this - I’m paraphrasing - um, _“I don’t join clubs.”_ ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2015, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/289 "2015-06-07T06:05:30Z")
You can’t engage in personal physical aggression and violence with another person here. This room is for planning and directing a war. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2015, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/290 "2015-06-07T07:01:05Z")
Lacrimation’s prohibited in this particular sport in which you hit a ball with a stick. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2015, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/291 "2015-06-07T10:33:27Z")
“Putting on the Ritz.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/292 "2015-06-08T03:56:46Z")
“Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…Fuck! I missed!” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/293 "2015-06-08T03:58:49Z")
“Dr. Rumack, you can’t be serious.” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/294 "2015-06-08T05:46:15Z")
I **am** famous. It’s the movie that changed. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/295 "2015-06-08T10:05:36Z")
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, “A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true.” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/296 "2015-06-09T23:52:53Z")
The subway in London is not a revolutionary movement. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/297 "2015-06-11T11:47:56Z")
We do this every morning; it’s safe and routine. No danger is growing, no fires of hell are glowing, no grisly reaper is mowing. Yes, the rowers keep rowing; they’re not showing any signs that they are slowing, because they know the way. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/298 "2015-06-14T13:29:51Z")
Given the passing of Sir Christopher Lee this week… I’m discussing an assassin who – _with the exception of James Bond_ – is second to none: The Man With The Golden Gun. “No one can catch him,” we say, “and no hitman can match him” – but, again, that’s _hyperbole,_ because – well, have you _met_ Bond? He’s the answer to a question no one asked: _what if Bruce Wayne got paid to kill people?_ So when you hear people say “if you want to get rid of someone, the man with the golden gun will get it done,” realize that (a) we don’t really _mean_ it, because (b) Bond _will_ get the drop on the guy and shoot him dead. Honestly, he’s going to have slightly more trouble with Hervé Villechaize. ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/299 "2015-06-14T14:37:14Z")
You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? Just curve each lip in a semicircle and exhale forcibly through your mouth. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/300 "2015-06-14T21:55:30Z")
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