# Disappointing movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 13, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975 "2015-05-13T22:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/301 "2015-06-14T22:52:49Z")
"Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own? " “Sir, yes sir!” ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2015, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/302 "2015-06-15T13:50:02Z")
Terminator “I’ll see you later, alligator.” ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/303 "2015-06-17T15:40:09Z")
Lawrence “The trickily-dick is to not mindallly-dine.” ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/304 "2015-06-17T16:38:07Z")
Colonel Saito- " Let me remind you of General Yamashita’s motto: Any girl can look glamorous, just stand there and look stupid." ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/305 "2015-06-17T19:09:15Z")
“You want answers?” “I want the truth!” “Yeah, okay. You can probably handle the truth … so here’s the thing …” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/306 "2015-06-17T19:53:34Z")
“Is it safe?” “Is WHAT safe?” “Going to collect my diamonds.” “Ohhhhhhh, why didn’t you say so? Yeah, it’s safe.” “Okay, you can leave now.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/307 "2015-06-17T20:14:26Z")
“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.” “OK.” ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/308 "2015-06-18T19:58:03Z")
It says say “Welcome” and enter. “Welcome”. _G-r-r-r-i-i-n-n-d._ “Right-o , off we go. Stupidest password I ever saw, no wonder Moria got invaded…” ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/309 "2015-07-08T23:33:11Z")
“She’s my sister!” (Slap) “She’s my daughter!”(Slap) “She’s my sister!”(Slap) “She’s my daughter!”(Slap) “Oh, she’s the Producers niece, OK?” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/310 "2015-07-12T15:29:10Z")
Stella ain’t here, man. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/311 "2015-07-22T21:08:56Z")
Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers; and identity theft. ---
**Author:** ![Dante\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dante\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante_G)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/312 "2015-07-23T19:29:26Z")
Gandalf - _YOU AINT GETTIN’ PAST ME!!_ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/313 "2015-07-23T21:27:42Z")
Jesus, Watson, it’s SIMPLE! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/314 "2015-07-23T21:44:37Z")
“You want me to hold the chicken?” “Yes, hold the chicken, please.” ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/315 "2015-08-13T21:50:01Z")
Mama always said that Life was like a box of Chocolates, but I told her that life was really just a series of curiously connected stories of love and loss; quantum entangled strands of Eternity tenuously gathered only to be cut by Atropos scissors. That’s when mama told me to shut up… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/316 "2015-08-13T22:00:59Z")
Houston, we have a problem. We have a main bus B undervolt, we have a lot of thruster activity… what’s the story with the computer? It just went offline. There’s another master alarm, Houston. We’ve got multiple cautions and warnings, Houston. We’ve got to reset and restart… err, wait a minute… ahh Houston, never mind, it was just Fred Haise trolling us with the repress valve again. Dammit, Fred! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975.md?page=15)