# Disappointing movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 13, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975 "2015-05-13T22:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/21 "2015-05-14T02:54:04Z")
Luke, I contributed the Y chromosome that determined your sex. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/22 "2015-05-14T03:15:53Z")
If everything is proportional, then his genitalia would be quite large. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/23 "2015-05-14T03:21:44Z")
You will be requiring a larger watercraft. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/24 "2015-05-14T03:25:43Z")
Whether or not you deserve to die is irrelevant in the overall scheme of things. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/25 "2015-05-14T03:29:56Z")
“Khan.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/26 "2015-05-14T03:32:15Z")
I happen to be Ferrous Guy. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/27 "2015-05-14T03:34:06Z")
It is all quite horrible really…quite horrible indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/28 "2015-05-14T03:43:39Z")
You had me at “hey, what’s up”. Luke, I’m your dad. I ate his liver with some baked beans and a good beer. You talkin to me? No? Oh, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/29 "2015-05-14T03:45:47Z")
Polymers. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/30 "2015-05-14T03:50:14Z")
Remove your unclean forelimbs from my person, you forsaken, unwashed hominoid! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/31 "2015-05-14T03:51:58Z")
“Where’s my sled, ‘Rosebud’?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/32 "2015-05-14T04:10:37Z")
I’ll reluctantly admit you’re a deity, but only while hastening to add that you’re small. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/33 "2015-05-14T04:11:41Z")
We would be fairly certain of destroying those creatures if we dropped a nuclear weapon on them from our starship high overhead. Yes, I have killed many people, but they were all enemies of my country. My ship made the Kessel Run very quickly. I am quite harmless and would not hurt even a bothersome insect. You should not tussle here in this secure facility, given the national importance of its functions. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/34 "2015-05-14T04:21:19Z")
My name is Inigo Montoya. And you are? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/35 "2015-05-14T04:33:10Z")
Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/36 "2015-05-14T04:35:07Z")
“The recreation’s ended, male! The recreation’s ended! I have no idea where we go from here!” ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/37 "2015-05-14T12:10:41Z")
“I am enamored with the odor of jellied gasoline early in the day.” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/38 "2015-05-14T12:14:01Z")
“What we have here is a misunderstanding in communication.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/39 "2015-05-14T12:32:46Z")
It was his attraction to Miss Darrow that led to his death. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/40 "2015-05-14T12:34:52Z")
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