# Disappointing movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 13, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975 "2015-05-13T22:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/41 "2015-05-14T12:43:29Z")
Should anyone make inquiries regarding one’s celestial nature, one should respond in the affirmative. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/42 "2015-05-14T12:53:13Z")
Why would a deity require a vehicle for interstellar travel? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/43 "2015-05-14T13:01:05Z")
They call me Monsieur Tibbs! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/44 "2015-05-14T13:18:35Z")
We’re not inside the enemy space ship any more. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/45 "2015-05-14T13:30:12Z")
Hal? I’m all finished out here. Open the garage door, willya? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/46 "2015-05-14T13:53:08Z")
Lift the fighter. Or don’t. Whatever. Just stop whining about it. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/47 "2015-05-14T14:22:29Z")
Abraham Erskine: Do you want to kill Nazis? Steve Rogers: Is this a test? Abraham Erskine: Yes. Steve Rogers: Sure, why not? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/48 "2015-05-14T14:25:23Z")
You are prohibited from crossing this bridge! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/49 "2015-05-14T14:28:43Z")
> [@Cunctator](#): > > Luke, I contributed the Y chromosome that determined your sex. The devil contributed the Y chromosome that determined your baby’s sex. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/50 "2015-05-14T14:31:49Z")
It’s true. This man doesn’t have a penis. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/51 "2015-05-14T14:35:15Z")
“Badges? We don’t have no badges! We’re not law enforcement officers!” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/52 "2015-05-14T14:38:19Z")
No. aka Well, I sure wish that hadn’t happened. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/53 "2015-05-14T14:38:57Z")
Canines and felines, cohabiting! Aim carefully while discharging your weapons at us so as not to create untidiness, you soldiers of illegitimate birth. Under different circumstances I might have been a successful boxer, but instead I am a failure, and this makes me sad. I am quite upset and will not tolerate this situation any longer! Mrs. Robinson, are you attempting to entice me into sexual relations? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/54 "2015-05-14T14:43:18Z")
I am extremely irate, and not inclined to endure this any longer. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/55 "2015-05-14T14:43:32Z")
Yes, and a good day to you too, Adrian. Let’s get court orders and search warrants and create a psychological profile to see if some evidence might be found with unsubs who have committed similar crimes. Louis, I think this is the start of a beautiful bromance. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/56 "2015-05-14T14:44:25Z")
Am I the one you were addressing? Am I the one you were addressing? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/57 "2015-05-14T14:45:28Z")
Romance makes apologies wholly unnecessary. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/58 "2015-05-14T14:46:29Z")
Mother, I have reached the North Pole!!! ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/59 "2015-05-14T14:56:15Z")
I’ll put forth an offer he can’t turn down. ---
**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/60 "2015-05-14T15:17:41Z")
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