# Disappointing movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 13, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975 "2015-05-13T22:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/61 "2015-05-14T15:19:20Z")
I don’t believe this new food product from the Soylent Corporation satisfies current food safety & truth-in-advertising laws. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/62 "2015-05-14T15:22:17Z")
Would you please kindly remove your hands from me, as a representation of a fine simian American? ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/63 "2015-05-14T15:30:53Z")
Fuck this place, you witchy bitches, these creepy little munchkins and this yellow brick road shit…can’t these magic fucking ruby slippers zap me back the fuck home!? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/64 "2015-05-14T15:30:29Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > I am extremely irate, and not inclined to endure this any longer. I was going to say “I’m mad as heck but I think I can take a little bit more.” The numbers go up to 10. Look, right across the board, ten, ten, ten and… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/65 "2015-05-14T15:33:07Z")
It’s just a minor injury. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/66 "2015-05-14T15:35:32Z")
Do you expect me to orate? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to expire! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/67 "2015-05-14T15:42:30Z")
Oh, flight attendant! I have studied the vocabulary and speech patterns of African Americans for many years, and currently hold a Ph.D. in their unique and wonderful language. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/68 "2015-05-14T15:43:20Z")
Anglo-Saxon syntax, you incestuous fellow, are you familiar with it? ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/69 "2015-05-14T15:43:30Z")
Why a waterfowl? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/70 "2015-05-14T15:45:40Z")
I am ashamed to admit that, due to incest committed by my Dad, that girl is related to me in two different but very morally troubling ways. I will soon deal out punishment of a crude and uncivilized variety on your posterior. Pardon me while I remove from my clothing the official document appointing me Sheriff. I suppose the person slain in that forestry mechanism was your late criminal associate? Mos Eisley is a very dangerous and unpleasant place, let me tell you. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/71 "2015-05-14T15:55:48Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/72 "2015-05-14T16:04:08Z")
“Passing away is not a proper job, lad.” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/73 "2015-05-14T16:07:59Z")
“Here’s observing you, young goat.” ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/74 "2015-05-14T16:34:56Z")
“A small amphibious creature?” “I eventually recovered.” ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/75 "2015-05-14T16:46:43Z")
I am prepared to be filmed at close range, Cece. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/76 "2015-05-14T16:47:39Z")
At my age, I really shouldn’t be engaging in this type of activity. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/77 "2015-05-14T16:50:15Z")
I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Which one is it? Oh look, it’s this one right here. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/78 "2015-05-14T17:06:00Z")
“I am Frau Blucher.” ::silence:: ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/79 "2015-05-14T17:14:41Z")
Show me the checkbook! ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/80 "2015-05-14T17:17:03Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > “Khan.” [sub]“Stella? Excuse me, but, uh, may I speak with you for a minute, if it’s not too much trouble?”[/sub] “I felt as though she had turned me into a small, slender-bodied, semi-aquatic salamander … but I soon returned to my senses.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975.md?page=5)