# Disappointing movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 13, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975 "2015-05-13T22:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/121 "2015-05-16T02:24:30Z")
“Yee-haw, Oedipus.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/122 "2015-05-16T02:38:55Z")
“You can eat 'em, but they taste like fecal matter.” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/123 "2015-05-16T02:57:09Z")
My name is Indigo Montana. You caused the premature death of my male parent. Get ready for me to reciprocate. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/124 "2015-05-16T04:18:31Z")
I suppose she’s not a cornbread aficionado. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/125 "2015-05-16T09:06:29Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > “Did you order the Code Red?” > “Yep.” I see you don’t like it when I state the facts as I see them ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/126 "2015-05-16T10:28:27Z")
One morning, I shot an elephant who was wearing my pajamas; can’t explain his attire. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/127 "2015-05-16T10:39:48Z")
Are you expecting probability to favor you, ruffian? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/128 "2015-05-16T10:59:35Z")
Forget it, Jake; it’s an urban region containing a large population of Chinese people, and/or a large number of Chinese businesses, within a non-Chinese society. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/129 "2015-05-16T12:08:36Z")
“I’m not a beautiful woman with loose morals. An artist just decided to depict me as such.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/130 "2015-05-16T12:33:11Z")
I’m this planet’s male monarch. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/131 "2015-05-16T13:52:58Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Have you ever observed an adult male in a state of undress? Were you ever an involuntary guest of the Turkish state? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/132 "2015-05-16T14:35:43Z")
The current situation elicits dread. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/133 "2015-05-16T15:04:57Z")
The first stipulation for joining, is that you are not allowed to discuss what goes on. This is so important, it is actually rule #1 and 2! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/134 "2015-05-16T16:11:00Z")
May you grow to be as old as Methuselah and as rich as Solomon ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/135 "2015-05-16T16:38:02Z")
“I am a man who was raised by apes; you are an Englishwoman.” “We are going to require a somewhat larger fishing vessel.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/136 "2015-05-16T17:54:23Z")
_“If – and only if – it lacks the customary map of its contents on the lid,”_ my mother invariably noted, _“a box of chocolates is a metaphor for the human condition.”_ ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/137 "2015-05-16T19:08:35Z")
It’s good to be of such favored birth that my idiotic, lecherous and horrifically offensive behavior is reflexively forgiven in hopes of currying my favor on some unnamed point in future. [It's Good to be the King / Mel Brooks / History of the World 1981 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z8SpgmF0sA) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/138 "2015-05-16T19:46:37Z")
“Big man, in a suit of armor; take that off, what are you?” “Bruce Wayne.” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/139 "2015-05-16T20:08:00Z")
Rule 1 : no homosexuals Ruel 2: Everyone needs to drink Rule 3: no homosexuals Rule 4: do not treat the native people cruelly; if you do, don’t get caught Rule 5: No homosexuls Rule 6 has been stricken from the record. Rule 7: no homosexuals. ---
**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/140 "2015-05-16T20:37:58Z")
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