# Disappointing movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 13, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975 "2015-05-13T22:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/141 "2015-05-16T23:48:24Z")
“I’m not guilty of uxoricide.” “Meh.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/142 "2015-05-17T02:11:03Z")
“He-e-e-e-e-r-es Jack Torrance!” ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/143 "2015-05-17T02:22:01Z")
Say hello to my anthropomorphized M-16 assault riffle which I have illegally modified for full automatic fire and attached an M203 grenade launcher. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/144 "2015-05-17T03:03:43Z")
HEY! I’m using my legs and feet for locomoting, here! ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/145 "2015-05-17T03:27:37Z")
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/146 "2015-05-17T03:34:41Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > \ I got half of 'em, and half of the remaining half are on the tip of my tongue; Hell, he be more erudite than I be. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/147 "2015-05-17T13:16:27Z")
Oh, Toto, I think we’re out of Topeka! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/148 "2015-05-17T14:03:13Z")
“Observe how intelligent Brett is!” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/149 "2015-05-17T15:06:46Z")
Step away from the little girl, you female alien. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/150 "2015-05-17T15:23:33Z")
Yabba-Dabba-Doo, Motherf\*\*ker! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/151 "2015-05-17T16:51:33Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Yabba-Dabba-Doo, Motherf\*\*ker! Or perhaps “Yippee-ki-yay, little dogy.” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/152 "2015-05-17T17:01:59Z")
I’m looking for Carl LaFong. The name is spelled just like it’s pronounced, and the F is capitalized. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/153 "2015-05-17T17:25:27Z")
Keyser Söze’s my boss. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/154 "2015-05-17T20:50:20Z")
You know how to whistle, don’t you? You just purse your lips… you know, make a little hole, then expel air through them until it makes a musical sound. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/155 "2015-05-18T00:24:55Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Yabba-Dabba-Doo, Motherf\*\*ker! > > Or perhaps “Yippee-ki-yay, little dogy.” I’m still going with post #121. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/156 "2015-05-18T00:42:24Z")
Oh, the severe discomfort! The severe discomfort! ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/157 "2015-05-18T02:23:59Z")
“I’m the son of a sea cook!” 😉 The actual final line of the play **Arsenic and Old Lace** was a delighted “I’m a bastard!” The studio ruined the line when they made the movie/ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/158 "2015-05-18T04:00:07Z")
I have developed a romantic attraction towards you. Of that data point, I am cognizant. . ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/159 "2015-05-18T15:02:11Z")
“We’re going to hold onto him by the nose and we’re going to kick him in the tushie.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disappointing-movie-quotes/719975/160 "2015-05-18T16:45:20Z")
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