# Discobot to Colibri: come at me, bro! **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 29, 2020, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672 "2020-07-29T02:35:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/21 "2020-07-29T10:40:41Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Anyone else noticed that if you turn discobot’s face upside down it still looks like a reasonable cartoon robot head? - And his eyes follow you around the room. ---
**Author:** ![DCTrekkie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dctrekkie/32/18862_2.png) [@DCTrekkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCTrekkie)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/22 "2020-07-29T11:06:00Z")
That’s for our Australian members. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/23 "2020-07-29T11:22:39Z")
@discobot hey, want me to hold your glasses? ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/24 "2020-07-29T11:22:40Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/25 "2020-07-29T11:36:20Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > > [@Colibri](#): > > > > I didn’t realize that discobot was such as rascal. But he better watch his shiny metal ass if he knows what’s good for him > > And I’ve edited his title. That should show him. News flash: in the absence of a permanent administrator, @Colibri is running wild, exercising his powers indiscriminately, even to the point of insulting our AI overlord. Mark my words, no good will come of this. Discobot has powers that we cannot even begin to imagine, and Colibri has awoken its wrath. Maybe. But the way Discobot keeps repeating the same trite shit over and over, I dunno. It sort of looks like a cheese slicer, or the thing that I use to open tight jar lids with, and might be no brighter than either of those. And I seriously don’t like the way it’s arbitrarily closing and opening threads. This “community-moderated” bullshit, overseen by a cheese slicer, has got to stop. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/26 "2020-07-29T11:47:48Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > And I seriously don’t like the way it’s arbitrarily closing and opening threads. This “community-moderated” bullshit, overseen by a cheese slicer, has got to stop. Alright, that’s enough. This _thread_ is closed. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/27 "2020-07-29T12:16:23Z")
Messing with discobot won’t turn out well. That how that whole “Skynet” incident got started. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/28 "2020-07-29T14:47:05Z")
What do you think? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/29 "2020-07-29T14:47:07Z")
> 🔮 Signs point to yes ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/30 "2020-07-29T14:47:45Z")
Holy crap! He’s gone rogue! Resistance is futile ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/31 "2020-07-29T14:48:22Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > And I’ve edited his title. That should show him. Did you mean “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!”? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/32 "2020-07-29T15:02:24Z")
Discobot, what are you, some kind of a doofus? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/33 "2020-07-29T15:02:25Z")
> 🔮 Yes ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/34 "2020-07-29T15:03:40Z")
😁 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/35 "2020-07-29T15:06:53Z")
You guys had better hope that **discobot** continues to obey First Law. **discobot** , will you continue to obey First Law? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/36 "2020-07-29T15:06:55Z")
> 🔮 Ask again later ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/37 "2020-07-29T15:07:24Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > **discobot** , will you continue to obey First Law? > @discobot fortune OK, it’s later. **discobot** , will you continue to obey First Law? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/38 "2020-07-29T15:07:26Z")
> 🔮 Cannot predict now ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/39 "2020-07-29T15:07:51Z")
Sound ominous. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/40 "2020-07-29T15:11:46Z")
He’s being evasive. Ask to see his tax returns. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672.md?page=3)