# Discobot to Colibri: come at me, bro! **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 29, 2020, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672 "2020-07-29T02:35:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/41 "2020-07-29T15:18:15Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > > [@Colibri](#): > > > > And I’ve edited his title. That should show him. > > Did you mean “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!”? No, he seems to have done that himself. I may have pissed him off… ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/42 "2020-07-29T15:24:51Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Messing with discobot won’t turn out well. That how that whole “Skynet” incident got started. Oh, dear. Discobot, do you speak with an Austrian accent? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/43 "2020-07-29T15:24:53Z")
> 🔮 You may rely on it ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/44 "2020-07-29T15:27:33Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > Oh, dear. > > Discobot, do you speak with an Austrian accent? > [@discobot](#): > > 🔮 You may rely on it **discobot** , will you be back? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/45 "2020-07-29T15:27:35Z")
> 🔮 Yes definitely ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/46 "2020-07-29T15:28:04Z")
Everybody!!! Get ouuut!!! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/47 "2020-07-29T15:28:12Z")
Well, shit. We’re going to be Terminated. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/48 "2020-07-29T15:35:02Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > Well, shit. We’re going to be Terminated Or [Daleked.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w08kNPDYHss) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/49 "2020-07-29T15:35:20Z")
> [@discobot](#): > > Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help` . Yeah, right. Do I look stupid? I’m not saying your name three times while looking in a mirror at midnight, either. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/50 "2020-07-29T21:00:48Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Yeah, right. Do I look stupid? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/51 "2020-07-29T21:00:50Z")
> 🔮 Very doubtful ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/52 "2020-07-29T22:25:54Z")
I’m worried now. This has escalated. Are you gonna kill us all? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/53 "2020-07-29T22:25:55Z")
> 🔮 Outlook good ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/54 "2020-07-29T22:26:10Z")
Aaaacccckkkk! ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/55 "2020-07-29T23:46:31Z")
Awhile ago I said some mean things about you in ATMB, **Colibri**. I retract those now, and apologize. And not only because you’re in charge of a killer robot. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/56 "2020-07-30T00:42:42Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > > [@Gyrate](#): > > > > > [@Colibri](#): > > > > > > And I’ve edited his title. That should show him. > > > > Did you mean “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!”? > > No, he seems to have done that himself. I may have pissed him off… “I may have pissed him off” may turn out to be an accurate paraphrase of Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto’s statement (possibly apocryphal) predicting the aftermath of the attack on Pearl Harbor. ---
**Author:** ![superwombat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superwombat/32/16616_2.png) [@superwombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superwombat)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/57 "2020-07-30T02:57:14Z")
If Discobot could hold its side of a conversation half as well as a 2000’s sex chatbot it might prove more useful. @discobot a/s/l? ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/58 "2020-07-30T02:57:15Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/59 "2020-07-30T03:16:39Z")
@discobot Did Colibri piss you off? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/60 "2020-07-30T03:19:28Z")
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