# Discobot to Colibri: come at me, bro! **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 29, 2020, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672 "2020-07-29T02:35:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/61 "2020-07-30T03:47:48Z")
> [@superwombat](#): > > @discobot a/s/l? Yes? Can I help you? ---
**Author:** ![superwombat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superwombat/32/16616_2.png) [@superwombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superwombat)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/62 "2020-07-30T03:49:43Z")
Oh, sorry, dialed the wrong number, I was looking for v1.0 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/63 "2020-07-30T04:40:55Z")
I’m glad I’m not the only one who pictured discobot as a Dalek! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/64 "2020-07-30T04:43:43Z")
@discobot quote ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/65 "2020-07-30T04:43:44Z")
> 🗨 _You must train your intuition — you must trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide._ — Ingrid Bergman ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/66 "2020-07-30T04:44:43Z")
Well, that was unexpected coming from a Dalek. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/67 "2020-07-30T04:45:17Z")
> [@discobot](#): > > > 🗨 _You must train your intuition — you must trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide._ — Ingrid Bergman Discobot obviously takes its own advice. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/68 "2020-07-30T04:46:26Z")
@discobot quote ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/69 "2020-07-30T04:46:28Z")
> 🗨 _Everyone can taste success when the going is easy, but few know how to taste victory when times get tough._ — Byron Pulsifer ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/70 "2020-07-30T23:17:43Z")
> [@discobot](#): > > few know how to taste victory Discobot are you going to eat us? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/71 "2020-07-30T23:17:45Z")
> 🔮 Outlook good ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/72 "2020-07-30T23:42:57Z")
@discobot quote ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/73 "2020-07-30T23:42:59Z")
> 🗨 _I seek constantly to improve my manners and graces, for they are the sugar to which all are attracted._ — Og Mandino ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/74 "2020-07-30T23:43:53Z")
Right. And then when you’ve attracted them, you annihilate them. ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/75 "2020-07-30T23:43:56Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/76 "2020-07-30T23:58:24Z")
Discobot, what is the Prime Directive? ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/77 "2020-07-31T22:05:16Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Right. And then when you’ve attracted them, you annihilate them. I was thinking, “Exterminate! Exterminate!” when you gave discobot the “Annihilate” quote, too. 😃 I didn’t know there was a quote command! This will be endless fun. @discobot quote ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/78 "2020-07-31T22:05:17Z")
> 🗨 _Argue for your limitations, and sure enough theyre yours._ — Richard Bach ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/79 "2020-07-31T22:08:52Z")
Stuff your sanctimony, **discoball**. (I hope we don’t get modded for insulting **discobot** ). ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/80 "2020-07-31T22:12:25Z")
New rule: You can insult anyone who quotes Richard Bach. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672.md?page=5)