# Discobot to Colibri: come at me, bro! **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 29, 2020, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672 "2020-07-29T02:35:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/81 "2020-07-31T22:31:03Z")
@discobot, have you ever pounded sand into your thumb-drive…? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/82 "2020-08-01T04:58:37Z")
Are you feeling all right today, @discobot? ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/83 "2020-08-01T04:58:39Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/84 "2020-08-01T08:04:29Z")
> [@Karen\_Lingel](#): > > Discobot are you going to eat us? > [@discobot](#): > > 🔮 Outlook good I’m honestly not sure how to interpret that response. Outlook _good_ for whom? … or what? ---
**Author:** ![Teuton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teuton/32/3864_2.png) [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/85 "2020-08-01T08:18:38Z")
It’s the old “An old empire will fall” trick all over again ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/86 "2020-08-01T08:30:54Z")
This is a scary thread, ERM…topic. @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/87 "2020-08-01T08:30:56Z")
> 🔮 Yes ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/88 "2020-08-01T08:31:28Z")
Yep, he’s Borg. ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/89 "2020-08-01T10:54:32Z")
Paging **Yoshimi** - we may have need of your services. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/7TII2v4UdB8/maxresdefault.jpg "Yoshimi Battles the Pink RobotsPt. 1") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TII2v4UdB8) (OK, so she specializes in pink. But pink, green - what the heck?) j ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/90 "2020-08-01T11:54:19Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Right. And then when you’ve attracted them, you annihilate them. No, no, no. Did you not see to whom the quote was attributed to? Once you’ve attracted them, you SMASH them. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/91 "2020-08-03T11:15:27Z")
Is discobot powered by mirror balls? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/92 "2020-08-03T13:50:38Z")
**Discobot** , will you show us your shiny balls? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/93 "2020-08-03T13:50:40Z")
> 🔮 Reply hazy, try again ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/94 "2020-08-03T13:51:01Z")
Prude. ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/95 "2020-08-03T13:51:02Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/96 "2020-08-03T20:07:02Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Prude. I don’t know. I take “hazy” to mean he’s polishing his balls so they are indeed shiny. Will you show us your shiny balls later, **discobot**? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/97 "2020-08-03T20:07:04Z")
> 🔮 Yes definitely ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/98 "2020-08-03T20:07:35Z")
Woohoo!!! 👍 ---
**Author:** ![superwombat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superwombat/32/16616_2.png) [@superwombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superwombat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/99 "2020-08-03T21:10:06Z")
I hope the rotating self-deprecating titles for Discobot continue 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/100 "2020-08-03T21:32:48Z")
Discobot, do your balls clang together and spark when you walk down the street? @discobot fortune [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672.md?page=6)