# Discobot to Colibri: come at me, bro! **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 29, 2020, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672 "2020-07-29T02:35:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/101 "2020-08-03T21:32:49Z")
> đź”® Outlook good ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/102 "2020-08-03T21:58:37Z")
> [@superwombat](#): > > I hope the rotating self-deprecating titles for Discobot continue 🤣 [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/h8wnsYm6csk/hqdefault.jpg "GIVING MYSELF AN OIL JOB") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8wnsYm6csk) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/103 "2020-08-03T22:09:08Z")
Ewwww. Do I want to even think of robots and their balls, shiny or otherwise? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/104 "2020-08-03T22:09:10Z")
> đź”® Cannot predict now ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/105 "2020-08-03T22:14:11Z")
_I kinda hate you_ ---
**Author:** ![Kyrie\_Eleison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kyrie_eleison/32/7682_2.png) [@Kyrie\_Eleison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyrie_Eleison)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/106 "2020-08-04T15:43:53Z")
@discobot I’m trying to select a new LED monitor. Can you be of assistance? ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/107 "2020-08-04T15:43:55Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/108 "2020-08-04T18:19:05Z")
@discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/109 "2020-08-04T18:19:06Z")
> đź”® Without a doubt ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/110 "2020-08-04T19:52:23Z")
That’s “Without a doubt, _sir!_”, you pile of miswired circuits. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/111 "2020-08-07T14:48:58Z")
Discobot, if you and Bender were in a contest of wits, which one of you would blow a fuse while drinking a beer first? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/112 "2020-08-07T14:49:00Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/113 "2020-08-07T14:49:42Z")
@discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/114 "2020-08-07T14:49:44Z")
> đź”® Reply hazy, try again ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/115 "2020-08-07T15:09:41Z")
Discobot, do we have to bite your shiny metal ass? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/116 "2020-08-07T15:09:43Z")
> đź”® Cannot predict now ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/117 "2020-08-07T15:29:21Z")
How about now? @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/118 "2020-08-07T15:29:23Z")
> 🔮 Don’t count on it ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/119 "2020-08-07T15:30:07Z")
> [@discobot](#): > > > 🔮 Don’t count on it - I don’t want to count on it, I want to gnaw on it. @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/120 "2020-08-07T15:30:08Z")
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