# Discobot to Colibri: come at me, bro!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672>\
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**Created:** [July 29, 2020, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672 "2020-07-29T02:35:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/121 "2020-08-12T15:01:39Z")

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Has that restraining order against **running\_coach** come through yet?

@discobot fortune

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/122 "2020-08-12T15:01:41Z")

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> 🔮 Yes

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**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/123 "2020-08-17T11:30:57Z")

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Hey Discobot! Do you have naughty fantasies about the sonic screwdriver?

@discobot fortune

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/124 "2020-08-17T11:30:59Z")

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> 🔮 Without a doubt

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**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/125 "2020-08-17T11:31:50Z")

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You kinky little contraption 🤪

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/126 "2020-09-03T03:25:52Z")

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Hey, Discobot – is one of our new SDMB moderators a secret Cylon?

@discobot fortune

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/127 "2020-09-03T03:25:54Z")

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> 🔮 You may rely on it

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/128 "2020-09-05T04:11:30Z")

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Well, hell. I thought my cover story would last longer than that.

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/129 "2020-09-05T21:53:30Z")

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I KNEW IT WAS YOU. I was thinking, “I bet it’s that **Raven** …” And yup!

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discobot-to-colibri-come-at-me-bro/916672/130 "2020-09-14T14:27:37Z")

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Oh no, it wasn’t “always @raventhief”…

It was always you, **Helen** a330:

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/I5-AHluVrJw/hqdefault.jpg "It was always you, Helen - Candyman") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5-AHluVrJw)

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