# Discussion for the Israel-Hamas War: A thread in the Pit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** israel-hamas-war\
**Created:** [November 5, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653 "2023-11-05T21:57:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2141 "2024-10-26T02:30:01Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> So according to Banquet\_Bear

…I’d encourage people to read the words that I said, and not this utter trash that Smapti has decided to post. Because, as always, I don’t know what the fuck he is on about now.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2142 "2024-10-26T02:31:16Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> I’d encourage people to read the words that I said,

Perhaps you should try posting it in the original Farsi. I suspect some of the nuance may have been lost in translation.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2143 "2024-10-26T02:31:37Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> With all due respect, unless you define anyone who writes propaganda for the enemy as a terrorist, i think that’s pretty unlikely that all those journalists were also terrorists.

Did you even read my post?

I did not say all of those other journalists are terrorists.

I said that incidents like the one where the tank fired on journalists because it mistook their camera for an RPG launcher happen because in a normal war, if you see a press vehicle and a bunch of press vested dudes, you can trust that they aren’t about to launch an anti-tank missile at you.

In Gaza, you cannot make that assumption, because some Hamas pieces of shit do use press vests, and this happens often enough that it severely degrades the protection provided by a press vest.

> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> So i don’t know why they appear to have been targeted. But you haven’t given me any plausible reason, either.

Because in Gaza, a person in a press vest pointing a tube at you might be a Hamasnik preparing to kill you, as is a person in a press vest flying a drone. It explains why, just because a “Press” vest was clearly visible, an Israeli soldier might still feel justifiably threatened when he notices a tube pointed at his tank.

Avoiding those sorts of mistakes is precisely why the rules about press vests, targeting people wearing them, and forbidding combatants from wearing them exist. If any part of that set of rules is discarded, nothing works.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2144 "2024-10-26T02:34:01Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Perhaps you should try posting it in the original Farsi. I suspect some of the nuance may have been lost in translation.

…I’m just pleased that I’ve been able to expose you for the shit-weasel you really are.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2145 "2024-10-26T02:38:17Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> …I’m just pleased that I’ve been able to expose you for the shit-weasel you really are

Same vibes as @Khomeini.IR’s tweet that “#Hezbollah is alive and thriving”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2146 "2024-10-26T02:41:01Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> I’m just pleased that I’ve been able to expose you for the shit-weasel you really are.

That’s rich coming from someone who’s been caught parroting Hamas propaganda over and over again.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2147 "2024-10-26T02:42:11Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> where 750 journalists have been killed in the ongoing war.

…have you got a list of names of these journalists?

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2148 "2024-10-26T02:43:19Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> Same vibes as @Khomeini.IR’s tweet that “#Hezbollah is alive and thriving”

…is this really the best you two can do? Stuff like this, or making jokes about me getting killed by a pager?

Pathetic.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2149 "2024-10-26T02:50:40Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> That’s rich coming from someone who’s been caught parroting Hamas propaganda over and over again.

…I’ve cited reputable new articles, UN agencies, Humanitarian agencies. I haven’t been “caught parroting Hamas propaganda” over and over again. If you want to challenge me on anything I’ve said, I will happily provide relevant citations.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2150 "2024-10-26T02:51:07Z")

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In retrospect, the very day and hour that Israel strikes back against Hamas’ masters may not have been the best time for you to shamble back in here waving that bloody shirt of yours.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2151 "2024-10-26T02:53:28Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> …I’ve cited reputable new articles, UN agencies, Humanitarian agencies. I haven’t been “caught parroting Hamas propaganda” over and over again. If you want to challenge me on anything I’ve said, I will happily provide relevant citations.

[![](https://wondermark.com/storage/2023/06/2014-09-19-1062sea.png) ](https://wondermark.com/storage/2023/06/2014-09-19-1062sea.png)

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2152 "2024-10-26T02:54:05Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> In retrospect, the very day and hour that Israel strikes back against Hamas’ masters may not have been the best time for you to shamble back in here waving that bloody shirt of yours.

… Israel are “striking back” at Palestinian civilians, destroying homes, attacking the last three hospitals still operating in Northern Gaza. They’ve shut down civil defence. Stopped almost all food, water and medicines from getting through to the north.

That this appears to make you gleeful is kinda sick, to be honest. But here you are, gloating.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2153 "2024-10-26T02:56:56Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> …is this really the best you two can do? Stuff like this, or making jokes about me getting killed by a pager?

No, another thing I can do is point out to you in detail why your WW2 journalist death comparison is fucking idiotic, but I noticed you brushed past that to pearl clutch some more. Typical, really.

Now, I’m off to enjoy the rest of my evening, hopefully with more good news about destruction in Iran’s missile and drone manufacturies coming in soon. Great news for Ukraine as well! Tough couple weeks for tankies, though. I know a lot of your heroes died recently. Maybe pick some better role models next time.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2154 "2024-10-26T02:57:58Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> … Israel are “striking back” at Palestinian civilians, destroying homes, attacking the last three hospitals still operating in Northern Gaza.

He’s talking about _Iran_, you braindead fucking moron.

Sorry, couldn’t resist one last potshot on the way out.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2155 "2024-10-26T03:00:58Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> attacking the last three hospitals still operating in Northern Gaza

This’ll make what, the sixth time Israel has attacked “the last hospital in Gaza” according to you?

Didn’t know Gaza was in Iran, BTW.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2156 "2024-10-26T03:13:23Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> but I noticed you brushed past that

…LOL.

You literally brushed past three reports from three different agencies that outlined the circumstances around the attack that killed Issam Abdallah and yet you repeated the nonsense about how the IDF “mistook their camera for an RPG launcher.”

You brush past things I write _all the time_. You brushed past everything I wrote and hyperfocused on a single thing.

If you can do that then so can I.

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> I know a lot of your heroes died recently.

Here are some of those heroes. Safe for work, but some may find it upsetting, so I’ve spoiled it.

[x.com](https://x.com/SMohyeddin/status/1849084401516265949)

Those are real fucking heroes. And it wasn’t enough. She died four hours later.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2157 "2024-10-26T03:20:38Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> This’ll make what, the sixth time Israel has attacked “the last hospital in Gaza” according to you?

…nope.

> [@Babale](#):
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> He’s talking about _Iran_, you braindead fucking moron.

> [@Smapti](#):
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> Didn’t know Gaza was in Iran, BTW.

You guys are so tangled up in your propagandist talking points, you can’t help but drop them randomly into the conversation. If you want to have a debate about exactly how much Iran are “Hamas’s masters” feel free to have it. But it isn’t one I’m particularly interested nor invested in.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2158 "2024-10-26T03:22:57Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> …nope.

God, you’re dense. This isn’t even the first time I’ve caught you in this lie. Gaza’s last hospital has been destroyed several times over according to you, in this very thread, and I’ve already catalogued the number of times you said it the LAST time you denied saying it.

> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> If you want to have a debate about exactly how much Iran are “Hamas’s masters” feel free to have it. But it isn’t one I’m particularly interested nor invested in.

Because you know it’s one you can’t win.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2159 "2024-10-26T03:25:55Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Gaza’s last hospital has been destroyed several times over according to you

…cite please.

> [@Smapti](#):
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> and I’ve already catalogued the number of times you said it the LAST time you denied saying it.

Correction: you tried to catalogue it.

But you failed.

Because each and every time you listed something, I debunked it. Because you can’t read, apparently.

> [@Smapti](#):
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> Because you know it’s one you can’t win.

Concession that I’ve won on everything else accepted.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-for-the-israel-hamas-war-a-thread-in-the-pit/992653/2160 "2024-10-26T03:37:02Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> Concession that I’ve won on everything else accepted.

Get off your high horse and shove it up your ass, tankie.

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