# Discussion thread for the "Polls only" thread (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 28, 2022, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380 "2022-09-28T11:33:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1502 "2023-01-15T21:48:41Z")

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I voted as you did even though I don’t find them terribly annoying. At least Flo is human. The gecko hasn’t aged so well.

I don’t drink coffee and never have (though I like the scent) I use a French press for brewing cacao, and I have a fine mesh strainer for when I’m doing posh tea instead of bagged stuff. And I agree with @pjd that the French press is a bugger to clean.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1503 "2023-01-15T22:39:43Z")

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Anything is better than those incessant Liberty Mutual seagull ads on YouTube.

As for the poll options, I’m done with Flo.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1504 "2023-01-15T23:16:37Z")

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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> > [@ParallelLines](#):
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> > For the rental driving poll, I voted same as I drive my own, but a better option would be ‘drive MORE carefully than your own’.
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> Yeah. I didn’t vote, because if I’m driving somebody else’s car, whether rented, borrowed, or taking a turn at the wheel: I drive extra carefully; for all the reasons @ParallelLines gives.

Go ahead and add me to the drive-more-carefully-than-ever rental car driver list…

mmm

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1505 "2023-01-16T01:20:42Z")

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Disappointed that Mark Watney wasn’t an option for the Martian poll.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1506 "2023-01-16T01:34:18Z")

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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> – I wash potatoes before peeling, but not because they’re “filthy”; the ones I’m using are probably organic, and they’ve got good clean field dirt on them. I don’t, however, want good clean field dirt getting all over my hands and tools while I’m cooking; the stuff’s not “filthy” but it’s not good food for humans if eaten without running it through some produce first. – didn’t vote. It bothers me that the only words in English for the substance we essentially need for our food to grow in also do mean “filth”; I’m not going to use that word itself for that purpose.

I find your attitude puzzling. My use of the words “filthy”, “yucky” and my copious use of exclamation marks seemed like an obvious attempt at keeping things light. I didn’t think anyone would have a close enough kinship to potatoes to be offended on their behalf. Feel free to replace flithy with whatever word you feel would be inoffensive.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1507 "2023-01-16T01:40:12Z")

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> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> If you do drive more carefully than when you’re in your own car, please select the “I drive exactly like my own car” option. Think of it as the “I don’t abuse rental cars” option.

OK, did that. Though I’m not sure the vote registered.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1508 "2023-01-16T01:46:21Z")

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Are the YipYips definitively from Mars?

I love those things.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1509 "2023-01-16T01:57:43Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> I didn’t think anyone would have a close enough kinship to potatoes to be offended on their behalf.

I wasn’t offended on the behalf of the potatoes; I was offended on the behalf of the topsoil.

I’m not, however, offended at you in particular, so much as at the English language and the culture as a whole. And probably more saddened than offended.

May all of your polls be fertile. (Except maybe if you put one up about getting cats and dogs neutered.)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1510 "2023-01-16T04:44:31Z")

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I don’t find any of the insurance pitch-beings all that annoying. Of the three, Mayhem is the funniest, I’d say.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1511 "2023-01-16T04:44:57Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Disappointed that Mark Watney wasn’t an option for the Martian poll.

Ooo, good one!

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1512 "2023-01-16T11:14:02Z")

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For the sleep poll:

I clicked ‘with job, different at least one day a week’. But the difference is usually within an hour to an hour and a half window. I’m generally an early riser and wake without an alarm clock somewhere between 5 and 6. I’m also pretty well done for the day by 10 pm and need to crawl in bed. So, I get in bed at about 10, but I always read a bit or watch Youtube things for a while. I generally start to fall asleep over the iPad, and finally conk out for good at 11. There’s a good 45 minute window either way though between being actually in bed and then turning out the light and going to sleep.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1513 "2023-01-16T11:36:01Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Disappointed that Mark Watney wasn’t an option for the Martian poll.

I was looking for the Great Gazoo.

[https://imgur.com/jDAvzCy](https://imgur.com/jDAvzCy)

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1514 "2023-01-16T14:11:27Z")

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@elfkin477: I have a job, but not the kind of job that I think you mean: I’m self-employed, and while some days the job imposes a time schedule, most days it doesn’t – or rather, the schedule’s got to do with the weather, not with the clock. So I didn’t vote, because I thought my vote would be misleading.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1515 "2023-01-16T14:14:19Z")

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Back before I retired, I got up at one time on the weekdays, and a different time on the weekends. Now I just go to bed and wake up whatever the hell I feel like it, except that day, we play bridge at the senior center.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1516 "2023-01-16T15:11:23Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Traffic stop - officer approaches vehicle and the first thing he sees looking down into the passenger compartment is a kukri on the passenger seat. From this point on things take a path they didn’t have to.

Heh. My scariest experience with popo occured when I was speeding through town. It was 2 am and I thought the police were all asleep.

Two cops, one on my side, the other on the passenger side. I told the guy on my side my paperwork was in the glovebox and he ok’d me to get it.

I opened the glovebox and the cop on that side pulled his gun and screamed WEAPON. I froze. The other cop asked me what was in the glovebox. It was a Leatherman Multitool. The other cop thought it was a butterfly knife.

The older cop apologized and let me go with a warning (for going 60 in a 35). I’d nearly shit myself.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1517 "2023-01-16T17:27:50Z")

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I don’t have set times go sleep or to wake Some days I have to get up early, some days I don’t. Some days I’m in bed by 9:00 p.m., some days it’s after 11:00. Yet, I don’t have any trouble sleeping.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1518 "2023-01-16T17:29:36Z")

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I don’t have a dishwasher; but I do have two of the other appliances, so I voted under the presumption that I’d do the same thing with the dishwasher if I did (which was not leave it running.)

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1519 "2023-01-16T17:32:17Z")

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I go to bed/sleep at various times (between 22:00 and 01:00) depending on stuff.  
But i always get up at 08:42 for reasons i can’t remember.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1520 "2023-01-16T18:15:38Z")

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I am also fond of Ray Bradbury’s Martians and Robert Heinlein’s Martians.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-1/972380/1521 "2023-01-16T19:52:57Z")

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Yes. And C. S. Lewis’s hrossa, sorns, and pfifltriggi.

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