# Discussion thread for the "Polls only" thread (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 16, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636 "2024-02-16T02:56:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3242 "2024-09-04T00:56:55Z")

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Asta was not in the dog poll. 😬

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3243 "2024-09-04T05:16:49Z")

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Yes, I was sad, and I pointed that out.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3244 "2024-09-04T06:04:07Z")

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No Maurice Chevalier either, I note.

“Thank Heaven For Little Girls” is a lot less charming than it used to be, but he still gets credit for the theme to _The Aristocats_.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3245 "2024-09-04T17:43:49Z")

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> [@carrps](#):
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> I only know _Shadowy Men From a Shadowy Planet_ because they did the _Kids in the Hall_ theme music.

Me too

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3246 "2024-09-04T17:50:11Z")

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> [@saje](#):
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> Parades:
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> My town is very horse-centric, and there’s a big Christmas parade every year where most of the parade is people on horses, followed by dog-walkers. I’ve ridden in it for 4 or 5 years now. When Covid restrictions were easing and everyone was twitching to get out and DO something, there were about 300 horses that year!

Yes, I should have included a “I have ridden an animal in a parade” option.

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3247 "2024-09-04T22:05:22Z")

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Haircuts:

I have not had my hair professionally cut since before covid. I have very long hair that mostly lives braided, currently when it’s loose I can almost sit on it. When it gets ratty I trim it myself, and I manage to keep my bangs reasonably tidy too.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3248 "2024-09-04T22:20:04Z")

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I started shaving my head back in 2001. Not balding in the least - I just prefer the cue ball look. So I haven’t had a **haircut** in decades.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3249 "2024-09-04T22:23:30Z")

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I cut my own hair/beard during COVID, but now get a pro cut twice a year. I shaved my head after my gf’s cancer diagnosis, but it turned out she didn’t need chemo. Great for her, but I was a bald or for a few years.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3250 "2024-09-04T22:25:36Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Not balding in the least - I just prefer the cue ball look.

When I was shaving my head I was in the same situation. Bald by choice is a real thing. I stopped shaving because it was too demanding. I liked my head smooth, which meant shaving twice a day.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3251 "2024-09-04T22:26:28Z")

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I’ve been cutting my own hair since I was out of high school. I hate people touching my head. I just buzzed it all off with an electric razor for about 20 years, then during COVID I decided to just let it grow. I’ve trimmed off a couple of inches here and there since then, just with a pair if scissors at home.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3252 "2024-09-04T22:36:47Z")

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Haircuts (early 50, full head of hair so far) are about every 3 months. I cut it to about an inch and a half (half that on the sides) and it grows out and gets stupidly curly. Much past 3 months it gets unspeakably poofy (Loose curled Jew-Fro [which I am] ) so I have to get it cut.

That is +/- about a month depending on the season. It’s up to a month shorter during hot months, and the reverse if it’s cold. No, I don’t need a hat to keep my head warm in winter. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3253 "2024-09-04T23:11:16Z")

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Haircuts about every two to three weeks. I HATE when I can feel hair that has grown out to touch my ears. I was really glad when the 1970s ended 🙂

My SO is a barber/hair stylist, so I haven’t been to a barber shop in more than twenty-five years.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3254 "2024-09-05T00:10:23Z")

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I stopped getting my hair cut during COVID and started wearing it pulled up on top of my head with a scrunchie. For some reason (gravity?) it stays curlier that way. I trim it myself about once a month, and I had Sue Grafton flashbacks when I realized I was using nail scissors to cut it.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3255 "2024-09-05T00:30:34Z")

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I had my hair professionally cut shortly before my wedding, decades ago. My husband trimmed the rest tail at the end once, and I’ve done that once since then. So nope, i have hair and don’t have it cut.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3256 "2024-09-05T00:52:53Z")

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About every 4 weeks. One on the side five on top.

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**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3257 "2024-09-05T01:32:18Z")

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I answered “I don’t have hair.” (I actually have plenty of hair, just not on my head.)

What little fringe I have growing around the back and sides gets buzzed off with a guardless clipper every couple weeks or so. I don’t consider that a haircut.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3258 "2024-09-05T02:42:09Z")

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I have to have regular haircuts (usually done by **Mrs Magill** ) otherwise it devolves into possum head real quick.

I have (much) less hair than I used to on top. I’d considered shaving, but i have a really big head, and it would just look silly.

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**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3259 "2024-09-05T03:22:43Z")

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One day in about '90, I looked in the mirror and came to realize I was doing a weak-ass combover, so I tossed it all back off the back and let my dome shine. Never really needed a haircut since then: it grows to about 8 or 9 inches and no more. But it was a damn relief not to have to struggle with it any more.

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3260 "2024-09-05T04:38:36Z")

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I don’t understand all the votes that Dr. Pepper is not a cola. Looking in a variety of dictionaries, “cola” is generally defined as a dark-colored sweetened carbonated drink flavored with kola nut extract or similar flavors. Dr. Pepper meets most of that definition; the only plausible way I can see to claim that it’s not a cola is to argue that its flavor is not similar to kola nut extract. Is that what everyone is claiming? I honestly couldn’t tell you what kola nut extract tastes like. Dr. Pepper’s taste is not identical to Coke or Pepsi, but I couldn’t justify an argument that it’s not “similar”.

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**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/3261 "2024-09-05T04:40:35Z")

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> [@markn\_1](#):
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> the only plausible way I can see to claim that it’s not a cola is to argue that its flavor is not similar to kola nut extract. Is that what everyone is claiming?

Yup, that’s exactly it. It’s a dark brown soda; but it has a different flavor profile. As per [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper):

> [@](#):
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> Although Dr Pepper has similarities to [cola](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cola), the American [Food and Drug Administration](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_and_Drug_Administration) has ruled that Dr Pepper is not a cola,[[4]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper#cite_note-4)[[5]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper#cite_note-5) nor a [root beer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_beer), nor a fruit-flavored soft drink.[[6]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper#cite_note-6) Rather, Dr Pepper is said to be in a category of its own kind, called “pepper soda”, named for the brand. Other soft drinks in this category, such as [Dublin Original](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin_Original) and [Pibb Xtra](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Pibb), have a similar flavor profile.

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