# Discussion thread for the "Polls only" thread (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 16, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636 "2024-02-16T02:56:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
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I find having a poll in a discussion only thread to be heresy, so I didn’t vote. 😉

Plus my answer would be “other” anyway. It would be various electronics, 2 desktops and monitors, 2-3 laptops, and a 65" TV as reasonably portable, semi-valuable options.  
None of the others are present, except for the firearms which I’d say are too well secured to remove _easily_.

There are two handguns in a biometric safe (yes, can be bypassed but it’s hidden and cabled to a stud), and the rest are in a large vault style standing combination safe in the garage and also cabled going around several studs.

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
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When we had a spare key it was hanging on our dog’s collar between his tags. Now we have a keypad on the front door and an electric garage door opener.

Our unmonitored alarm system consists of a husky and a cattle dog. Good luck getting past them. The cattle dog does not like anyone but me. He barely tolerates my husband. The husky will fling himself in your way and trip you while demanding belly rubs.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
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I’m not suggesting you post that poll, but if you do, it should allow more than one box to be checked. What if i have potent pharmaceuticals _and_ fabulous jewels?

Also, electronics and gold and cartons of toilet paper might be good additions.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> Other: my alarm system is a large dog.

My alarm system is a 14 year old dog that doesn’t even hear thunder anymore.

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
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If I were to be robbed, the thief would get a big case of disappointment. We don’t live extravagantly.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/6687 "2025-05-05T21:42:32Z")

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Other: they would come away with deep disappointment, as nothing we have is all that fence-able. They might take a very old TV smaller than most people want. They might take the odd electronic peripheral. But unless they’re burgling for a bibliophile or clothing or kitchen stuff, they’re probably going to think it’s a waste of time.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
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> [@dirtball](#):
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> If I were to be robbed, the thief would get a big case of disappointment.

Yeah, same here.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
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From experience I know that over 90% of the time burglars go directly to the bedrooms and ransack the drawers. I have nothing and my wife has just a couple of pieces of jewelry that are worth anything.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
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So… They will find my socks and underwear?

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
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> [@Reeses\_Monkey](#):
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> When we had a spare key it was hanging on our dog’s collar between his tags.

I read this as hanging “between his legs”.

It’s been a long day.

mmm

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> So… They will find my socks and underwear?

Hope you aren’t too attached to them.

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
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He was fixed long ago. That key would be the only thing hanging between his legs. And I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t take kindly to anyone trying to grab for it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
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We have a webcam pointed at the dog crate so we can check on her when we’re away. Does that count as a security camera?

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Does that count as a security camera?

If it makes you feel better, it certainly is a security camera.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
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I’d hung a shelf on the back of the pantry door that holds the regular sized spice and herb jars. Those are in (approximate) alphabetical order - though my son insists that Crushed Thyme should be with the C’s. The larger spice jars are on a shelf in the pantry that gets rummaged through. There is no point in organizing it.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
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> [@susan](#):
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> Now let’s have questions on your first concert attended, first pet’s name, mother’s maiden name, and place of birth!

“What’s your funniest credit card number?”

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> “What’s your funniest credit card number?”

That’s easy: 5035 5311 1320 1166. Get it?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
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> [@susan](#):
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> Now let’s have questions on your first concert attended, first pet’s name, mother’s maiden name, and place of birth!

I have such fond memories of my old dog Security Question. 😛

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
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> [@Maus\_Magill](#):
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> That’s easy: 5035 5311 1320 1166. Get it?

It’s the way you tell it.

> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> I have such fond memories of my old dog Security Question. 😛

“My password got hacked, which is such a pain. Now I’m going to have to change my dog’s name.”

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
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The spices are in a corner cupboard, semirandomly, but the most used ones are together near the front. Unless they’re on the kitchen table or the counter, which is possible.

Some of the herbs are with the spices. Some of them are in a different cupboard. Some of them, depending on season, are out in the packing shed and/or out in the field, as well as possibly on the counter or in the cupboards.

I may or may not have clearly in my mind where a particular herb/spice can be reached at a given moment.

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