# Discussion thread for the "Polls only" thread (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 16, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636 "2024-02-16T02:56:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8442 "2025-09-14T20:50:50Z")

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I switch between mocs, Crocs, and socks when I’m at home.

As for hot dogs, give me a Polish sausage with kraut and yellow mustard or a Hebrew National dog with brown mustard and relish. Keepany and all raw onions far from my food, thanks.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8443 "2025-09-14T20:54:26Z")

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NO BEANS!!!

Chicago dogs are an affront to well, everything. A NYC dirty water dog or a Detroit coney are much better presentations of hot dog goodness. But a dog HAS TO HAVE onions and mustard to get near my face.

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8444 "2025-09-14T21:13:48Z")

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You can have my onions

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8445 "2025-09-14T21:29:00Z")

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About half the dogs on that list I was going to downvote, but I was reading them to my wife and it turns out I’d eaten most of them and really liked them.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8446 "2025-09-14T21:32:52Z")

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I wish the poll was North American rather than just US. Then I could have chosen a…

**Vancouver Japadog** : Kurobuta pork, onions, teriyaki sauce, Japanese mayonnaise, and seaweed.

or a…

**Mexico City Guac Dog** with guacamole, pico de gallo, crushed Takis for crunch, and crumbled cotija cheese

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8447 "2025-09-14T21:41:42Z")

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At home I am usually barefoot, or sometimes wearing socks. However just a couple days ago during my annual physical I was discussing some chronic toe pain due to arthritis with my doctor. He recommended that I wear something with support, like Birkenstocks, in the house. I’m not happy about it but I guess I’ll start doing that.

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8448 "2025-09-14T21:51:52Z")

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Seattle and Atlanta hot dogs. I don’t need no cream cheese, period. I’ll take some cole slaw on the side and be happy about it, but I don’t want it on the dog along with the other stuff.

The Sonoran, I’d see that it has mayo and look for something else on the menu. I might be persuaded, though, if I was with someone who said, “I’ll pay for it if you’ll try it.” What the heck, right?

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8449 "2025-09-14T22:21:51Z")

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Two regional New Jersey hot dogs were missed. The Italian hot dog is a deep fried hot dog placed in an Italian roll or pizza bread topped with fried peppers, onions and potatoes.

The Ripper doesn’t have unique toppings but it is deep fried until the casing rips and is crispy. Usually with relish and mustard.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8450 "2025-09-14T22:57:30Z")

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All but one of the hotdogs on the list come with mustard, so that’s an automatic “no.”

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8451 "2025-09-14T23:16:06Z")

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I don’t like condiments on hot dogs. Had to vote for none of them.

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**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8452 "2025-09-14T23:30:32Z")

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Atlanta Dog? Mustard, chili, slaw, n’ onions is a Carolina Dog.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8453 "2025-09-15T01:23:53Z")

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> [@Reeses\_Monkey](#):
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> You can have my onions

Same here. Altho since you can usually easily ask for one thing deleted, I am Okay if the hot dog usually comes with onions, but I can order them off. But a Chicago dog has sweet pickle relish {nasty stuff), peppers AND onions, so that is often too many things to have not put on- and have them get it right.

If I get a chili dog, I do want cheese and maybe dill pickle slices.

Catsup is fine if you are still a kid.

> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I don’t like condiments on hot dogs.

Not even mustard? Unless there is chili, I need mustard. Brown is best.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8454 "2025-09-15T01:57:49Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> > [@Procrustus](#):
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> > I don’t like condiments on hot dogs.
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> Not even mustard? Unless there is chili, I need mustard. Brown is best.

Nope. No mustard.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8455 "2025-09-15T02:08:41Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Catsup is fine if you are still a kid.

What is it with this attitude? Why is one condiment childish and another not?

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8456 "2025-09-15T02:13:57Z")

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> [@Dr.Drake](#):
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> Why is one condiment childish and another not?

I suspect it is attributed to how sweet catsup is and how some people think that is incompatible with a savory food. Which is frankly stupid. Taste is a matter of…taste. Eat what tastes good to you and ignore people who try to tell you you are doing it wrong.

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8457 "2025-09-15T02:31:11Z")

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Yeah, for someone to say that ketchup is too sweet to put on a hot dog and then put sweet pickle relish on it (as I have witnessed) is pretty dumb.

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8458 "2025-09-15T10:03:38Z")

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Mustard, relish, and onions are what I want on my hot dog. AND I want a top-split bun!

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8459 "2025-09-15T11:06:51Z")

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I don’t like ketchup, but put whatever you like on your hot dog. Why on earth would I care?

I didn’t choose “DC half smokes” because as described they _sound_ good. But, having actually consumed many of them, they are NOT spicy. Even where they have ‘mild’ and ‘hot’ varieties the hot ain’t hot 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8460 "2025-09-15T13:36:38Z")

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> [@c\_carol](#):
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> Atlanta Dog? Mustard, chili, slaw, n’ onions is a Carolina Dog.

This! I was coming in to say the exact same thing. The slaw has to be a proper creamy minced slaw, not a vinegar slaw with large slices of cabbage, which is my preferred type of slaw on the side.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-2/997636/8461 "2025-09-15T14:48:46Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> Wearing just socks is wrong in every way. Too warm, no arch support, and slippery, too. I don’t understand that choice.

Barefoot in summer, socks in winter. Shoes only if I was out & was too lazy to take 'em off or am going out again.  
Socks & shoes are much warmer than just socks, & most rooms are carpeted; the bathrooms have small, 1" tiles so no fear of slipperiness.

> [@dirtball](#):
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> I’ll take some cole slaw on the side and be happy about it, but I don’t want it on the dog along with the other stuff.

This. Hot dogs should be hot. Cole slaw should be cold; putting them together ruins both. I will eat hot dogs & cole slaw from the same plate, but not in the same bite.

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