# Discussion thread for the "Polls only" thread (Part 3)

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 29, 2026, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157 "2026-01-29T18:21:35Z")
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### Author: ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
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Yeah, you can say that again.

mmm

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### Author: ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)
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Last year was the year I read more books, at least since I started recording them in Goodreads, with 137.  
But last year was special because I was out of work for a month and finally clicked with Terry Pratchet and a couple other authors.  
Usually I average about 7 books a month for yearly totals of about 100 books a year.  
This year I’m behind on that mark having read only 51 books, probably because I struggled to find new books to read and increased consumption of social media due to the World Cup.  
Now that the WC is over (and I don’t want to think about it much more) I’ll probably up my numbers but this year will probably end up in the bottom of the list by number of books read.

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### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Now, feel free to choose the sanest most reasonable reaction of someone who hears Mick Jagger’s distinctive voice on their stereo:
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> “Hey! Is that Mick Jagger I hear? I didn’t know the Stones had a new record out-

I would just assume it was one of the hundreds of Stones or Jagger solo songs released since c1972 that all sound the same to me. I can’t skip through the opening titles of _Slow Horses_ fast enough. But play a new-to-me deep cut of their’s from the Sixties, and I ain’t getting out of the car until the song is done.

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### Author: ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2026, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/2404 "2026-07-24T15:52:07Z")

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As sung by Michael Landon on some forgotten talk show ca. 1980:

🎶 My girl’s real neat,  
She eats raw meat,  
She’s got big claws on the end of her feet.  
She’s a werewolf, baby! Awooooo! 🎶

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### Author: ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)
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> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#):
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> I can’t skip through the opening titles of _Slow Horses_ fast enough.

Heh, me, too. And I think Jagger’s “moves” look like an epileptic fit.

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### Author: ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)
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“There Wolf” used to be some sort of end-game password in the _Might and Magic: World of Xeen_ PC games in the 90s.

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### Author: ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)
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I love some Stones, but the new one is meh to me. I guess it might be different if it came from a young band with little or no history, or at least someone I hadn’t already heard of, but I can’t help but listen to it in the context of these guys having produced _Exile on Main Street_ and _Let It Bleed_. So, ya know, it can’t possibly measure up to that. It’s not fair, but there it is.

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### Author: ![Thumper668](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thumper668/32/20803_2.png) [@Thumper668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thumper668)
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I got really excited for _Hackney Diamonds_ which was a huge letdown. I won’t go out of my way to listen to _Foreign Tongues_, but I hope it’s surprisingly good.

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### Author: ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
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I have no clear idea of how many books I read in a year. I don’t count them. I’m sure it’s more than 50, though.

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### Author: ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2026, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/2410 "2026-07-24T23:07:45Z")

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For books read, I went with less than 50, more than 40. I’ll often sit and chain read (or more commonly, re-read) a book in a day. But spending time here (and it’s a lot) eats into my reading time. I’m also more likely to read various webnovel translations during my daily workout (30 minutes daily) or before bed. I find small, bite-sized sections better because when I’m really into a book, _I don’t want to stop_.

Or again, before bed, need things with good, natural breaks or it’s “Ooops, it’s 2 am again, I’m screwed.”

By pages/words _read_ (not counting this place or other online news/information), it’s easily in the 50+ “books” range, just not always that format.

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### Author: ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
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Always more than 50, generally around 100.

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### Author: ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)
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Yes. Me, too. Sometimes I’ll read an especially long book that requires concentration. It can take almost a week to read one like that because I read when I go to bed, so it’s not a lot of time at one time. If I’m reading shorter more frivolous books I can read three or more a week.

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### Author: ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)
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If I read more books, I’d have to spend less time on the SDMB. (or less time watching baseball).

I read 4 or 5 a year, typically on airplanes.

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### Author: ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
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Books? About one every three weeks, but several times a year I’ll read through one in a couple days — like I just did yesterday with _Fear and Fury_, about Bernie Goetz.

Let’s see…that comes out to about 20 or 21 per year.

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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
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If the question is “Have I occasionally fed a pet using a regular plate or bowl?” then yes.

If the question is “Do I let my pets eat off my plate while I’m eating off it?”, then no. Although god knows they try.

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### Author: ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)
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The dog often gets to clean the plate before we put it in the dishwasher. Sometimes it’s very helpful, after messy meals.

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### Author: ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)
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The cats routinely use plates that we sometimes use

I think this poll was inspired by the thread on gross things people do with food utensils (starts with a discussion about a woman caught on camera scratching her for with a fork.) So i figured that counted.

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### Author: ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)
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I don’t _intentionally_ let them eat from my plate, but the cats are adept at getting at them when I take my eyes from them for one second.

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### Author: ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)
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My rats eat off the human plates mostly when they are getting medication. I mix the medicine with some mashed banana or baby food on a regular saucer and let them lick it off the saucer. For their everyday food, they have a dedicated bowl in their cage.

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### Author: ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)
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She may have helped clean a plate or bowl, in a first-stage sorta way before in-sink cleaning occurs

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