# Discussion thread for the "Polls only" thread (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 29, 2026, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157 "2026-01-29T18:21:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/461 "2026-02-24T20:49:51Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Many casual Monopoly players are surprised by many things that arent in the rules- piling $$ on Free parking for example.

Yes. And my niece does that, but her house (my brother’s) her rules. 😉

> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> If you count browsing the web (including the SDMB) i do most of my reading on my phone.

I also check the SDMB quite a bit from my bedside tablet (10") at night but I’m rarely signed in. I’m terrible with responding via touch screen. On at least one occasion, I’ve gotten out of bed and gone downstairs to my desktop to handle a flag.

I do have a compact wireless keyboard I use with some of my tablets, but it’s NOT on the bedstand. (Tablet, fan, light and 5" Echo Show take up a good bit of space!).

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/462 "2026-02-24T21:18:30Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> On at least one occasion, I’ve gotten out of bed and gone downstairs to my desktop to handle a flag.

Thank you for your service.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/463 "2026-02-24T21:21:19Z")

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LOL, that wasn’t a complaint about you guys, just a nasty little troll that someone else would have got in the morning.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/464 "2026-02-24T21:22:31Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> that wasn’t a complaint about you guys, just a nasty little troll that someone else would have got in the morning.

And I hope I didn’t appear snarky. We really do appreciate the efforts put in by the mods.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/465 "2026-02-24T21:46:44Z")

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Nope, I got it as intended, it was just an offhand comment about screen reading the board and didn’t want you to think that was anything close to a regular issue!

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/466 "2026-02-24T21:49:14Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> we just play by the rules, having never heard of the “common’“ variant.

It’s how I and everyone I know plays the game, and it’s almost certainly stemmed from a misreading or misunderstanding of the original rules.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/467 "2026-02-24T22:57:01Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> do you play the common “house” variant where you must match the color AND match or increase the number, OR match the number but change the color.

What? I’ve never heard of this before.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/468 "2026-02-24T23:54:03Z")

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I know the game and have never played it.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/469 "2026-02-25T10:51:27Z")

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Add me to the “never heard of that variant” list. All the cards listed are playable as I understand the rules.

> [@Velocity](#):
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> My view is, Davidson (1) didn’t intend to utter a slur and (2) he apologized for something he didn’t intend to do, after he did it. That’s enough. period. Case closed.

In my view it’s BAFTA that managed this poorly, particularly if the claim by Jordan and Lindo that no one from BAFTA spoke to them afterwards is true (and I have no reason to assume otherwise).

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/470 "2026-02-25T15:17:50Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> I’m terrible with responding via touch screen. On at least one occasion, I’ve gotten out of bed and gone downstairs to my desktop to handle a flag.

> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> just a nasty little troll that someone else would have got in the morning.

Wouldn’t a big mallet be better than a keyboard for a good game of Whack-a-Troll?

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/471 "2026-02-25T18:00:09Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Wouldn’t a big mallet be better than a keyboard for a good game of Whack-a-Troll?

No mallet, but I do have a few swords from Museum Replicas… naaaah, not worth the effort of cleaning them afterword. There’s already plenty of cleaning up to do.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/472 "2026-02-25T18:07:31Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> No mallet, but I do have a few swords from Museum Replicas… naaaah, not worth the effort of cleaning them afterword. There’s already plenty of cleaning up to do.

Cleaning the sword is easy; disposing of the body is more effort, but I have a good method of doing that & haven’t gotten caught ye…

Oh, @#$%&, I’m not supposed to talk about that here Look over there - **SQUIRREL!!!**

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/473 "2026-02-25T18:11:11Z")

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What is the state of the world today, where a superhero has to explain the importance of destroying evidence?

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/474 "2026-02-25T19:34:02Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> In my view it’s BAFTA that managed this poorly,

You know he is coming up, why not put that on tape delay? Or have someone accept the awards for him. I think they wanted the controvesy, as the BAFTA awards are not big news.

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**Author:** ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/475 "2026-02-25T19:49:51Z")

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Can’t you see, he’s an imposter! The hero is Spider-Man

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/476 "2026-02-25T19:58:56Z")

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You are mistaken. Harvey J. Spiderman is the secret identity of EMS-Man.\[1\]

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1. Footnotes=I think I’m remembering @Spiderman’s vocation dorrectly.

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/477 "2026-02-25T20:16:09Z")

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FG Superman is, in reality, Bicycle Repairman!

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/478 "2026-02-25T20:16:21Z")

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> [@Maus\_Magill](#):
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> EMS-Man.\[1\]

Oh it’s worse than that, _volunteer_ EMS. I didn’t earn any moolah from it. _That’s_ why I had to turn to wrestling!

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1. Footnotes=I think I’m remembering @Spiderman’s vocation dorrectly.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/479 "2026-02-25T20:35:59Z")

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How was the match against Bonesaw?

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/480 "2026-02-25T20:45:17Z")

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And back to recent polls, I admit I’m pretty much a very close match for my father and mother, but in _very different ways_. My wife describes me as having all my father’s irritating traits: I argue both sides of a position (adversarial), I can be charming but selfish, and I always want to win, and I’m rare to admit I’m wrong. But that I have them at about 70% of the power. Still not good, but much mitigated!

I get most of my empathy, and a good bit of soft-heartedness from my mother, along with a massive love of language and literature. She’s the one who makes me move from the Lawful Evil attitude of my father (how can I work the system to get ahead) to Lawful Neutral, because She’s Neutral Good, she wants the most good for the most people, though she won’t go out of her way on breaking the system to do so.

But **both** are very pro-intellectual, education, evaluating situations rationally (even if being overwhelmed emotionally), and taking care of those you love.

Just a lot of overlap, so 4/5 for both, though mom is a round up from a 3.5. I’d be a slightly better person if I took more after my mom, but dad’s aggressive pragmatism tends to show through more.

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