# Discussion thread for the "Polls only" thread (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 29, 2026, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157 "2026-01-29T18:21:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2026, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/821 "2026-03-19T14:41:16Z")

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Thanks to my parents’ high-rise (ok 9th floor) beachside condo, I have seen the green flash several times, including the _turquoise_ flash variation.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/822 "2026-03-21T02:55:56Z")

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As far as the drive to vote- a friend or family member- yes. An acquaintance- no.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/823 "2026-03-21T12:43:42Z")

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I can lick the inside of my elbow, but not the outside.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/824 "2026-03-21T20:08:38Z")

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Yes I tried to lick my elbow. How would I know how to answer if I didn’t?

I can lick the outside of my left elbow. For some reason the right one doesn’t even come close.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/825 "2026-03-21T21:18:01Z")

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I am very well aware that I’m not flexible enough to get my elbow anywhere close to my mouth. No need to check.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/826 "2026-03-21T21:25:51Z")

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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> I can lick the inside of my elbow, but not the outside.

I still have no idea which the poll intended.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/827 "2026-03-21T21:29:07Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> I still have no idea which the poll intend

Outside; not your elbow pit.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/828 "2026-03-21T21:59:51Z")

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I had already tried to lick my elbow years (decades! my goodness) ago when the question made the round originally, I couldn’t do it then, and I doubt I’m more flexible now.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/829 "2026-03-21T22:02:27Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> I am very well aware that I’m not flexible enough to get my elbow anywhere close to my mouth. No need to check.

That may well be true, and it was my first inclination. I’m kinda old and creaky these days, but I was in a goofy mood so I pulled my left elbow up to my face and hey presto!

If I had tried the right one first I may have given up and not tried the left elbow, and never learned of my leftflexability 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/830 "2026-03-21T22:06:23Z")

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I would take anyone to vote if they needed a ride.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/831 "2026-03-22T02:47:35Z")

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_One of these things is not like the others_  
_One of these things does not belong_  
_Can you tell which thing is not like the others_  
_By the time I finish my song?_

As in, The Muppet Show, Kermit?

Yay! We have a winner!

The others were intended as kids’ shows and shown during the daytime. The Muppet Show was for all ages and while syndicated usually aired in the evenings in most markets.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/832 "2026-03-22T03:13:59Z")

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You people are old.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/833 "2026-03-22T04:11:50Z")

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Elbow-licking: Inside yes, outside no.

> [@Polls only: No discussion](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6663):
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> Which of these children’s television shows did you watch regularly when you were a child?

Thank you for including Garfield Goose on the list!

Non-green pinching: That was very popular when I was in grade school (Michigan, early-mid '60s), but I haven’t seen or heard it since.

“I will give this sack of doubloons to [whoever quacks most convincingly like a duck].” It’s the subject of that clause, and the entre clause is the object of the preposition.

Pi: 20. _Sir, I send a rhyme excelling, / In sacred truth and rigid spelling, / Numerical sprites elucidate / For me the lexicon’s dull weight._

Otters: Which one(s) do you have in mind? Per Wiki, “The 13 species range in adult size from 0.6 to 1.8 m (2.0 to 5.9 ft) in length and 1 to 45 kg (2.2 to 99.2 lb) in weight.” But no matter which one(s) you pick, the answer will be more than 100.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/834 "2026-03-22T04:50:39Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Thank you for including Garfield Goose on the list!

I lived in suburban Chicago until I was 10, so I grew up on Garfield Goose, Bozo, and Ray Rayner. 🙂

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/835 "2026-03-22T05:32:46Z")

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Same here. My parents said that when I was barely verbal I used to watch Garfield Goose, and called it “Goo Goo Goose”.

I sometimes watched Sesame Street as a teenager and Pee-Wee’s Playhouse as an adult, so I didn’t count those. Both began airing after my childhood.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/836 "2026-03-22T11:23:21Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Otters: Which one(s) do you have in mind? Per Wiki, “The 13 species range in adult size from 0.6 to 1.8 m (2.0 to 5.9 ft) in length and 1 to 45 kg (2.2 to 99.2 lb) in weight.” But no matter which one(s) you pick, the answer will be more than 100.

How much personal space does an otter need? I don’t want to arrive with a lot of dread otters because they’ve attached each other.

As for the right to die… I’ve gotten old enough to be keenly aware that all of us suffer from a terminal condition, it’s just a question of how long. So while i support medical assistance in dying, i think it should come with a lot of guidelines, and “is that person is going to die?” isn’t really the right question to ask.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/837 "2026-03-22T12:44:09Z")

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Thank you for making this point better than I could have.

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/838 "2026-03-22T14:01:48Z")

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There was no “I am completely opposed” option in the euthanasia poll.

Why no Romper Room in the kids’ show poll?

When I was little we received both Baltimore (Stu Kerr) and DC (Willard Scott) TV stations so I had two Bozos to choose from. I didn’t care for the Willard Scott Bozo, he was better at being Ronald McDonald.

I was too old to watch any of those PBS shows regularly. I did watch Peewee Herman as an adult.

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/839 "2026-03-22T14:12:45Z")

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I watched Sesame Street and Captain Kangaroo when I was young, and the Muppet Show when I was older.

I watched syndicated re-runs of the Mickey Mouse Club. The darkest day of my life was when I learned that Annette Funicello was married and had children older than me. 😁

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/840 "2026-03-22T14:16:49Z")

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> [@Bayaker](#):
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> There was no “I am completely opposed” option in the euthanasia poll.

Also no “other” option.

Too many variables in play to make a choice.

mmm

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