# Discussion thread for the "Polls only" thread (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 29, 2026, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157 "2026-01-29T18:21:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1881 "2026-06-04T20:56:30Z")

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The word “baklava” is of Turkish origin, where it’s pronounced with the stress on the final syllable. Ditto for its borrowings into Greek and Armenian, whose speaker communities also had a significant role in introducing the dish to the Anglosphere. If, like me, you were first served baklava by a native Greek, Turk, or Armenian, then you probably learned the pronunciation with the stress on the last syllable, and you may even prefer it despite this stress pattern being unusual in English. If the dish reached you via a more indirect route, then it’s more likely your pronunciation uses a more typically English stress pattern.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1882 "2026-06-04T21:03:57Z")

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It also wouldn’t surprise me if there are people who try to pronounce “baklava” similarly to how they pronounce “balaclava.”

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1883 "2026-06-04T21:07:09Z")

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I asked for Balaclava in a store in Greece when I meant Baklava, they had a good laugh at my expense.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1884 "2026-06-06T00:52:27Z")

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> [@Die\_Capacitrix](#):
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> > [@Dr.Drake](#):
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> > I am embarrassed to admit that in my head I pronounce it Ess Em Dee Bee, which I did not realize until the poll question.
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> Me as well. Maybe because of IMDB?

I think it’s because DB is database, whether for internet movies or something else

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1885 "2026-06-06T19:51:56Z")

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I’m an ordained [Dudeist priest](https://dudeism.com/). I have a cool certificate, ID card, and everything.

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**Author:** ![Thumper668](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thumper668/32/20803_2.png) [@Thumper668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thumper668)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1886 "2026-06-07T00:17:53Z")

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I’m ordained in ULC, Church of the Latter Day Dude, and the United Church of Bacon. I have officiated 2 weddings thus far (the whole reason I got ordained).

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1887 "2026-06-07T23:18:09Z")

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I couldn’t get to sleep last night and for some reason I thought of the Dick and Jane books and couldn’t remember the name of their cat. As one does. The cat’s name is Puff. Upon looking it up, I found that in the 1930s the cat was named Little Mew. Her new name started in 1940. All Ball is the cat who belonged to Koko the gorilla.

It seems others don’t remember, either.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1888 "2026-06-07T23:35:20Z")

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I think we had a Dick & Jane knockoff in K and 1st grade (late 1960s). I think the dog’s name was Flip.

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1889 "2026-06-07T23:46:56Z")

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My dryer plays a stupid song when the drying is done. It took me awhile to figure out how to disable it. I don’t remember exactly when I bought the dryer, but it was more than 15 years ago.

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1890 "2026-06-08T00:28:47Z")

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My dryer doesn’t make any sound at all when it’s done. I wish it did.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1891 "2026-06-08T00:32:33Z")

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I didn’t learn to read from the Dick and Jane books, but I had to read them anyway. I thought they were very boring.

I picked the correct name out of a list of four, but if you’d just asked me out of the blue what the cat’s name was and not provided a short list, I’d have said I had no idea.

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**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1892 "2026-06-08T01:59:08Z")

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My dryer doesn’t play a tune when it is finished but my dishwasher does.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1893 "2026-06-08T02:25:37Z")

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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> I picked the correct name out of a list of four, but if you’d just asked me out of the blue what the cat’s name was and not provided a short list, I’d have said I had no idea.

Yep, same here, the right name rang a very small bell, I was lucky it was multiple choice.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1894 "2026-06-08T04:09:22Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> It seems others don’t remember, either.

I thought it was Fluffy

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1895 "2026-06-08T08:45:16Z")

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> [@ricepad](#):
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> Japanese is an unstressed language. No need to overthink it.

Yup. I always have problems saying Japanese words English sentences.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1896 "2026-06-08T10:08:09Z")

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Our dryer issues three monotonic dings when it is finished. On the other hand, our oven sounds the three key notes of the song Camelot. I’ll bet you can hear that last one in your head now.

When I click the unlock on the car, by the way, it sounds four notes, in a sequence 1, 23, 4, like the opening notes of the song Ana Ng. Thank you for listening.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1897 "2026-06-08T10:13:57Z")

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I answered “other” to the dryer question. I don’t think i knew that, but i would have been surprised if it weren’t true of some dryer.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1898 "2026-06-08T10:23:18Z")

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Our dryer doesn’t make any noise when finished. Our washer, however, plays a snippet of Schubert’s _Die Forelle_. I am yet to tire of this.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1899 "2026-06-08T15:41:02Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> I couldn’t get to sleep last night and for some reason I thought of the Dick and Jane books and couldn’t remember the name of their cat. As one does. The cat’s name is Puff.

I knew it immediately. Why??? I couldn’t even remember the name of the plant ginger last night.

I skipped all the AI questions. Don’t care.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/discussion-thread-for-the-polls-only-thread-part-3/1027157/1900 "2026-06-08T16:25:35Z")

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I happened to first hear of musical dryers in the same week as this poll (my wife visited a friend who has one).

As for Dick and Jane’s cat, I went with the most plausible-sounding one (after eliminating All Ball, who was friends with a real gorilla), and was right.

> [@carrps](#):
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> I skipped all the AI questions. Don’t care.

Same.

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