# Dishes made with Anger

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishes-made-with-anger/1029017>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** food-cooking\
**Created:** [April 4, 2026, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishes-made-with-anger/1029017 "2026-04-04T04:55:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishes-made-with-anger/1029017/41 "2026-04-05T23:10:55Z")

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And in _Fatal Attraction_, Glenn Close’s character, Alex Forrest, boils a pet rabbit. I forgot the name of the character so I just searched for it. [This morsel](https://abc7chicago.com/post/bones-actor-charged-with-killing-and-eating-ex-girlfriends-pet-rabbit/432079/) showed up as the first result.

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> A _Bones_ and _Sons of Anarchy_ actor has been charged with killing his female roommate’s pet rabbit and threatening to do the same to her, the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office announced today, Dec. 11.
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> According to a [press release](http://da.co.la.ca.us/mr/pdf/121014_North_Hollywood_Man_Charged_with_Making_Criminal_Threats.pdf) from the Los Angeles County district attorney’s office, Dimitri Diatchenko, 46, of North Hollywood is facing two felony charges: cruelty to an animal with a use of knife allegation and criminal threats.
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> “While the victim was out of the house, Diatchenko skinned the pet, cooked it and ate half of it while sending her step-by-step pictures of what he did, the prosecutor added. When she returned the defendant allegedly told her he would do the same to her,” the District Attorney Office stated in the press release.

The story really fits the thread. And why on Earth did she return without a whole squad of police?

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**Author:** ![Twoflower](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twoflower/32/22_2.png) [@Twoflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twoflower)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishes-made-with-anger/1029017/42 "2026-04-06T00:53:41Z")

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A classic .. U. Utah Phillips, [Moose Turd Pie](https://genius.com/Utah-phillips-moose-turd-pie-lyrics)

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishes-made-with-anger/1029017/43 "2026-04-06T03:00:42Z")

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M.F.K. Fisher discussed this concept in [_An Alphabet for Gourmets_](https://archive.org/details/artofeatingcolle0000fish/page/716/mode/2up). After providing a “soothing” scrambled eggs recipe to be served “with gentle love” (and which takes about half an hour to cook!), she added:

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> I can suggest a good recipe for a shrew, to take little time, be very indigestible, and imply frustration, outrage, and great boredom by its general air of hardness and tough, careless preparation:
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> _4 eggs  
> 4 tablespoons water  
> cooking oil or fat  
> salt, pepper_
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> _Beat eggs angrily until they froth. Add the water. Season without thought. Heat oil quickly to the smoking point in thin skillet, pour in egg mixture and stir fast. Scrape onto cold plates and slam down on carelessly laid table._

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishes-made-with-anger/1029017/44 "2026-04-06T12:14:06Z")

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I always took that expression (and it’s companion, “made me want to slap my grandmother”) to mean it would make you so delirious with pleasure that you’d do things you wouldn’t ordinarily do.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishes-made-with-anger/1029017/45 "2026-04-06T13:17:57Z")

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Ah, a classic indeed.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishes-made-with-anger/1029017/46 "2026-04-06T14:49:50Z")

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I keep thinking of the Oasis song whenever I see the thread title…

🎶  
_And so, salad ain’t great_  
_When it’s made with hate,_  
_Could be from a pig sty._  
_Don’t go ‘Gordon Ramsey’ today_  
_And don’t make meals with anger_  
_I heard you say_  
🎶

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishes-made-with-anger/1029017/47 "2026-04-06T20:32:24Z")

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When I was a kid, the family took a trip to the Oregon coast. We fished for Crabs. You had to measure them and throw back the little ones. Well, one of these Rascals pinched my dad, so he kept him and ate him out of spite.

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**Author:** ![TekirKedi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tekirkedi/32/19028_2.png) [@TekirKedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TekirKedi)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishes-made-with-anger/1029017/48 "2026-04-15T17:51:22Z")

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What about all those meals that have smashed vegetables in them? They sound rather violent and probably invented when someone was in the kitchen and angry…

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dishes-made-with-anger/1029017/49 "2026-04-15T21:16:41Z")

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Some years ago, when California advertised that its contented cows made the best cheese, Wisconsin responded by noting that just like angry artists make the best art, it was angry cows that made the best cheese.

[![](https://i.postimg.cc/DZyrgTZK/angry-cow.png) ](https://i.postimg.cc/DZyrgTZK/angry-cow.png)

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