# Disney Films We Just Don't Need To See **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 15, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898 "2002-11-15T18:39:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/21 "2002-11-16T01:27:06Z")
Walt Disney’s Flesh for Frankenstein ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/22 "2002-11-16T01:30:22Z")
I had a nightmare about the Disney version of Terry Pratchett’s Mort. PTerry himself reassured me that would never ever come to pass. Walt Disney’s The Thornbirds ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/23 "2002-11-16T02:48:49Z")
**Disney’s Lord Jim** **Disney’s Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket** and, of course, **Disney’s Moby Dick** (You mean there are books that don’t have to do with the sea?) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/24 "2002-11-16T04:39:03Z")
Walt Disney Presents Lysistrada Disney Presents the Bible. ---
**Author:** ![ninevah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@ninevah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninevah)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/25 "2002-11-16T05:01:21Z")
Disney’s Wild Swans: 3 Daughters of China ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/26 "2002-11-16T05:07:13Z")
I’m surprised nobody mentioned this: **Debbie does Disney** ---
**Author:** ![Pythagras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/45deac/32.png) [@Pythagras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythagras)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/27 "2002-11-16T05:33:50Z")
**Walt Disney’s Penis** ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/28 "2002-11-16T05:55:15Z")
Walt Disney’s **The Killing Joke** Released as a joint DC/Disney collaboration. Featuring the remixed musical number by Fiona Apple, “It’s been a bad, bad, day.” Not released on VHS or DVD in North America after Bob Kane immolated himself outside Disney HQ on the day of it’s theatrical release. Disney’s **Barefoot Gen** ,With a cameo from Paul Tibbet. Touchstone Pictures’ **Anno Dracula** Not quite as likely as “The Iliad: The Animated Series,” but close. Walt Disney direct-to-video-Er, “Home Theatre Productions’” **The Tin Drum** , starring Haley Joel Osment and Jessica Biel, who never work again. Released only on video after protests after the planned theatrical release in the southern U.S. sparked protests that grew to the point that congress was forced to reinstate the Reconstruction Act of 1867. Why yes, I’m in a dark mood tonight, why do you ask? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/29 "2002-11-16T06:20:40Z")
\*\* Disney’s The Double\*\* Mickey plays a poor Rusian mouse who is bedeviled by a double (played by Donald Duck) who tries to steal his life. Will anyone believe the hapless, self-important mouse, or will he be carted off to the loony bin? Watch and find out. Features the song “Tonight I’m just me” by Shedaisy. ---
**Author:** ![twit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twit)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/30 "2002-11-16T07:07:46Z")
Walt Disney’s Spiceworld 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/31 "2002-11-16T11:23:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Walt Disney takes on Victor Hugo’s Other classic in “Walt Disney’s Les Miserables.” [Hah. You’re only thinking that’s being humoristic.](http://pont-au-change.com/Media/disney.html) ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/32 "2002-11-16T11:26:50Z")
I mean, you don’t have those Donald Duck Pocketbooks in america, do you? Because in Finland (and doubtless many other European countries) we have those, and I swear on a stack on Bibles one of them had a story based on - 1984… ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/33 "2002-11-16T11:56:16Z")
If you mean DD comic books, I remember some of them became quite philosophical; I would’nt be surprised. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/34 "2002-11-16T14:58:43Z")
**Walt Disney presents The Vagina Monologues** ---
**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/35 "2002-11-16T15:21:20Z")
In a similar vein. **Disneys puppetry of the Penis** ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/36 "2002-11-16T15:31:05Z")
Ranchoth- I don’t care if Touchstone/Disney does it- ANNO DRACULA MUST BE FILMED!!! Rickjay- RE Disney’s LOLITA- I was actually going to start that as a rumor about five years ago- my cast was John Lithgow as Humbert, Britney Spears as Lolita & Steve Martin as Clare Quilty. I forget who I had as Mom - maybe a dowdied down Uma Thurman? I love the Dagny’s dog idea but wouldn’t Eddie Willers be more appropriate? Hell, the poor guy had that basic role in the book. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/37 "2002-11-16T16:37:36Z")
**Walt Disney Presents _Titus Andronicus_** featuring the finale number _Having the Kids for Dinner_, and _The Addams Family_’s “Thing” as Titus’s severed hand. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/38 "2002-11-16T16:45:10Z")
“Disney’s Pink Flamingos” ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/39 "2002-11-16T17:56:02Z")
Disney’s \* The 120 Days of Sodom. \* Disney’s \* The Holy Bible, Old and New Testaments. \* Mickey would be Jesus, of course. Goofy gets to be Moses, and Donald gets to be Noah. ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/40 "2002-11-16T18:01:58Z")
I just had this insane vision of Mickey Mouse in a loincloth nailed to a cross. His head is hanging down, his tongue is hanging out, and his eyes are X’ed out. Otherwise it looks like the crucifixion scene in \* Ben Hur. \* Is that crazy or what? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898.md?page=3)