# Disney Films We Just Don't Need To See **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 15, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898 "2002-11-15T18:39:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/81 "2003-02-17T02:33:43Z")
Walt Disney’s _The Devil in Miss Jones_ ---
**Author:** ![martin\_ibn\_martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@martin\_ibn\_martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/martin_ibn_martin)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/82 "2003-02-17T02:43:20Z")
**Disney’s Behind The Green Door** I dare ya to cast the swing sequence! Martin:D ---
**Author:** ![martin\_ibn\_martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@martin\_ibn\_martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/martin_ibn_martin)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/83 "2003-02-17T02:47:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by capacitor \* > \*\*Walt Disney’s _The Devil in Miss Jones_ \*\* **The Devil In Miss Jones II** would be better. Those Dickhead Demons would animate so well. All of the Historical/Literary figures who show up provide more interesting casting options. Martin ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/84 "2003-02-17T05:48:31Z")
**Walt Disney’s _Walt Disney’s Snow White_** It’s _Snow White_ updated for the hip-and-happening modern decade! With Eddie Murphy as the voice of the eighth dwarf, Sleazy, and Fiona Apple as the voice of an updated don’t-take-it-lying-down short-haired Snow White with Attitude[TM]. With new songs like “Give Me Your Apple, Baby, One More Time” by Britney “Mouseketeer” Spears, and yet another version of “Candle in the Wind” by Elton John, who’s going to milk that song for all it’s worth until he’s dead. Prince Charming is now not only rich and gorgeous, he also has to show Snow White that he can accept her as a career woman; cheap sight gags and off-the-cuff pop-culture references round out the updated script. ---
**Author:** ![HeatMiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecd19e/32.png) [@HeatMiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeatMiser)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/85 "2003-02-17T11:33:52Z")
**Disney’s Blue Velvet** : Mickey and Minnie team up to solve an exciting mystery in this animated feature starring all your favorite Classic Disney characters! With Daisy as Dorothy Vallens, Donald Duck as detective Williams, and the loveable Goofy as Frank Booth. (“Garsh, don’t you look at me! Garsh, don’t you look at me! Hyuck hyuck, now it’s dark!”) Featuring the new smash hit by 'NSYNC, _Love Letter_ (“I’ll send you a love letter, baby | It’s a bullet from a gun | You don’t want my love letter, baby | I’ll send you straight to hell, fucker”) ---
**Author:** ![EyeballBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecc23a/32.png) [@EyeballBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EyeballBoy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898/86 "2003-02-17T15:02:44Z")
**Disney’s The Rosy Crucifixion** They could even do it as a trilogy, releasing one every Christmas season. Mickey Mouse is the lovable main character in this very special adaptation of Henry Miller’s work…in which he discovers the value of friendship. Or something. The visions of a drunken Mickey blaspheming and whining about life and everything in a mad ramble through the seedy underbelly of society while trying to make it as writer, punctuated by random sexual encounters with Minnie, Daisy, et al, are disturbing enough without going into detail, but I particularly cherish the scene in which he’d muse on the size of Goofy’s penis. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-films-we-just-dont-need-to-see/136898.md?page=4)